Cuphead: *watching TV* Oooh! Look at all these club choices! Hmmm... Mugs, what do you think..?
"Mugman": I don't care!
Cuphead: Gee, someone is a sourpuss! Anyway, I should join.... the chess club
**2 hours later
Cuphead: I'm ready for my first day at the chess club! I hope they have a pizza.
Chess Manager: Hallo, walcome to the chass club. Sorry for ze eccent.
Cuphead: You mixed up the- Whatever! Let's start, *sits down at the table* Uhhh... How do I play?
Chess Manager: You don't know how to pley?!
Cuphead: U-uhhh......... yes...
*Outside
Chess Manager: GAT OUT! *kicks Cuphead's butt outside*
Cuphead: OW! You know I could've just walked myself out, right!
Chess Manager: *throws a cane at him*
Cuphead: OW! *runs off*
**Back at the house
Cuphead: Hmm.. are there any other clubs I could try.. *reads the newspaper* *gasp* THE SMASH BROS. CLUB! NOW THAT'S THE PERFECT PLACE FOR ME!!
**Smash Bros. Club
Cuphead: Hmm.. some of my friends are here! Incineroar, Grim, this'll be fun!!
Smash Bros. Manager: Okay, Cuphead, you will be against.... Incineroar.
Cuphead: Let's do this, dude!
*1 round later*
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Cuphead: Well, good game?
Smash Bros. Manager: All right, Cuphead. You're in the losers bracket, you're gonna be partnered with Grim against Wally and Sally.
Grim Matchstick: Buddy, we got this!
Cuphead: YES! We do team battles all the time, this will be a cakewalk!
*1 Team Battle round later*
Sally and Wally WIN!
Grim Matchstick: Good game, guy-! Uhh... Cuphead? Are y-
Cuphead: WHAT THE HECK!!! *destroys cabinets and has a tantrum.* WE WERE SO CLOSE! *destroys the Nintendo Switch* I WANT A REDO, I WANT A REDO-
Smash Bros. Manager: Security!
*Later
Cuphead: *gets tossed out* AAAAAAAAH!
Smash Bros. Manager: AND STAY OUT!
Cuphead: Hmph! This isn't my day! So, anyway, what is the next club I can join?
Cuphead: THE CAT CLUB!!!!
*At the Cat Club
Cuphead: *reads the sign* CATS ONLY?! *dresses up as a girl cat and walks in*
Cuphead: Hm... Of course Incineroar is here... he's a cat... I'll just try to speak with him... *goes to Incineroar and a few of his friends, they are having some root beers*
Manager: AND STAY OUT! *throws Cuphead out of the thing*
Cuphead: WHAT THE HECK?! HOW DID THEY KNOW IT WAS ME?!
Cuphead: Hmmm... I'm gonna go get a job and MAKE a club instead!
****As Amazon customer servicer*
Cuphead: Hello, how may we help you today?
Customer: I WANT A FULL-FLEDGED REFUND
Cuphead: No need to scream. Tell me, what do you want a refund on?
Customer: A axe! Cuphead: Sorry, sir, we don't have a axe like the one you described.
Customer: GIVE ME MY MONEY!
Cuphead: NO! I'M TELLING YOU! NOW GO AWAAAAAAAAAY! *hangs up, suddenly, gets picked up by the manager* Wait, no! They were- *gets thrown out on the side of the street* Whatever, they were aggressive first. Whatever, back to finding clubs.
*Many more clubs later
Cuphead: I know what to start! The Cuphead Club!
Cuphead: Welcome to the Cuphead Club! Who are the members!
"Mugman": Whatever, *walks out*
CUphead: *dresses up as Mugman* Here, best brother ever!
Cuphead: Why, thank you, at least YOU appreciate me!
Cuphead (as a girl in a dress): Why, im here too! *leaves*
Cuphead (as Mugman): Me too! *leaves*
Cuphead: Wait no! Other mes, come back! *sighs* Meh, clubs are stupid anyway. *throws his ruler on the vent and leaves the room*
???: Heh heh heh *grabs the ruler* I'm back for a 3rd time, Cuppy...
