| The Confessions of a cake shipper |

hello bitchez & dick carriers

(Excuse the title name i am legit not lady like at all)

Hai.

IM LITERALLY SPENDING MY SPRING BREAK IN MY PJS READING CAKE FICS WHILE MY FRIENDS GO ON VACATION WAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO

so everyone is doing da intro thing and its 3am and im bored af so y the hell not

I am practically the leader of this thing bow down and kiss my bunioned toes.

I think I may be high off smartie dust no joke.

1. Doctors told my mom she couldn't have children but my dads pull out game was weak so I was born and my parents still call me miracle child to this day (tru story)

2. I am an authentic blasian (ayeee jayden hmu we can have a noodle date)

3. My first gay otp was jacob and edward at 9 years old don't judge

4. Being a calum girl is problematic. You want to suck his dick but you also want him to suck Luke's. Ya feel?

5. My first concert was new kids on the block im cryin

6. My music taste is very bipolarish. Atl, 5sos, mcr, p!atd, fob, green day, etc are my favorite bands but at other times I could listen to taylor swift and enjoy it. Music is music and its beautiful universally.

7. My dad ships cake bye

8. Since I've been bullshitting my way through spanish for 4 years, I can speak it decently. Hola el bitchazos

9. When I was little I had an eating disorder and at the pediatrician's office they had fake food. My fav was the cake to play with (MORAL OF THE STORY: I WAS A CAKE SHIPPER 4 LYFE BEATCH)

10. I SERIOUSY STARTED SHIPPING CAKE BC I THOUGHT THEY WERE DATING. then I saw some bishes with rules like: dont ship them. And im a reble. But then it got outta hand and im stuck for life with these oblivious hotties.

*Ravens voice * that's me

But foreal, I hope yall enjoy this book im really excited

Challenge: guess my age. reward: chooses what I rant about first

ily all. panda balls ~DD~