Mere Humsafar

Engagement Gift

MPT,

Anubhav enters, for routine visit.

AS- kya baat hai? Aaj sab itni shaanti se bethe hai...khaaskar ki KS aur PJ?

SS looks in front of Haseena's cabin and them rushes to him, Cheetah and Billu follows.

SS- sir abhi abhi MS ne KM aur PJ ko daat lagai hai...

CC- voh bhi ek dum solid wali...

Billu- lag hi nahi raha tha apni wali jazbaati MS hai...tabse ye dono maun vrat liye baithe hai...

CC- humara Women Psychologist dimag keh raha hai ki zarur ye kahi ka gussa kahi aur nikla hai...

SS- appka aur MS ka jhagda hua hai?

AS- bilkul nahi SS...lekin humme pata hai ye kaha ka gussa hai... Waise aap ye bataiye
ye dono kar kya rahi thi aisa?

Billu- isme puchne ki kya baat hai sir...wahi roz ka lalla puran...aur aaj kal dono ke paas naya topic hai aapki sagai...saas kehti hai MS jaisa bano...bahu kehti hai aapke jaisa lalla ko gun (qualities) do...

SS- billu ji ye aap galat bol rahe hai...ye naya topic kaha hai? MS aur DSP sir toh inka lalla ke lalla ke baad second favorite topic hai..

CC- smartness SJ! Smartness!

Anubhav rolls his eyes while santu raises her collar...

SS- ab aap bataiye ki MS aise kabhi bhi phoot sakne vala volcano kyu bani hui hai aaj?

AS- vo humare ghar mein kaam kar rahe painter aur electrician ko jaanti hai aap?

Billu- vo KM aur PJ part 2!

AS- ha wahi... kal se humare kamre me jo Naveenikaran chal raha hai...

He stops seeing three of them making confused faces.

AS- renovation ! Ha toh jo renovation chal raha hai uske liye humare kamre se vastue hata te hue unhone HJ ko humara engagement pe diya hua gift tod diya aur kaam karne wale mazdoor bata raha the ki unke jaghde ki vajha se ghar me chuha ghus gaya...

SS- pehla point toh samjh aaya lekin chuhe ki vajha se itna gussa? Mere quarter mein kya batau sir...ye cheete ko lag bhag har hafte aana padta hai pinjara leke...

CC- aap kahiye toh sahi hum permanent settle ho jate hai vaha...

Billu- ae bhagwaan isse sadbhudi do ki ye jadbudhi pe dhang se line maare abhi massumiyat dubayigi isse... (murmurs to AS)

SS- cheete! (Annoyed) tu kya chahta hai ki mere ghar me chuhe ghussa hi rahe humesha?

CC- (scared) Nahi SJ! Nahi...mai ye...

SS- khuch ye ve nahi abh mein tujhse baat nahi karungi...aur mere quarter ke chuhe ko bhi khud bhaga dungi!

CC- SJ!

Billu- ab bol uff ye massumiyat!

SS- sir aap in dono ko ignore karo aur mujhe chuhe ki story sunao aage!

AS- (sighs- kaha phas gaye) baaki kaam karne wale dhyaan rakhete hai...darwaza band kar dete the par ye dono apas mein ladne mein itne magan ho jate the ki inhe pata hi nahi chala kab chuha ghuss gaya...aur vo chuha aapki MS ke paas raat ko aake paav pe chadh gaya is liye...

Ab hogayi chuha aur gussa kahani puri ab hum kaam karle?

SS- Haan sir babout kaam hai mujhe...kaha aapne baato pe laga diya?

AS gives her an irritated expression...

SS- Billu ji Cheete ko kahiye humme chawk pe traffic duty pe jana hai!