(Cold) K/DA x Male Reader (DESCONTINUED)

y/n and ahri shorts

(A/n): i asked you guys who you want the mc to be with first and y'all choose ahri so ahri it will be but it's gonna be a good bit before the mc and ahri start a relationship as girlfriend and boyfriend so why not do some shorts of the two?

Also ahri is gonna be the first girl the mc is gonna have a romantic relationship with first.

Well enough with me talking and let's begin!

Y/n: "i did not agree to this you fuck!"
...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why is ahri in MY bed?

Ahri: " 'starts to wake up'."

Y/n: " 'looks at ahri'."

Ahri: " 'yawn!' Oh hey y/n!"

Y/n: "did you enjoy your nap?"

Ahri: " 'smile' i did!"

Y/n: "cool. Now fuck out my bed."

Ahri: " 'smile drops' h-huh?"

Y/n: "you know what matter of fact out my room."

Ahri: "wait a sec-"

Y/n: "OUT!"

Next...

Evelynn: "y/n can you walk the dog?"

I look up from my phone to evelynn and sign

Y/n: "sure."

I walk over to (your dog's name) and was gonna put the leash on him/her but was stopped by evelynn

Evelynn: "no, 'points' the other one."

Y/n: "wut?"

I look over to where she was pointing and see ahri with a smile and collar on stretching her hand out that has the leash.

Y/n: ".....oh fuck no. You got me all the way messed up."

I pick up (dogs name) and go to my room

Ahri: " 'sad noises'...."

Next...

Kai'sa: "ahri get down from there!"

Ahri: "NO!"

Evelynn: "darling your going to get hurt!"

Akali: "this is the best day of my life."

I poke my head from the corner and see ahri on well hanging on the ceiling lantern.

Y/n: "well looks like someone is hanging around I'm i right?"

...

Y/n: "anyone."

Akali: "i get it but like, c'ome on bro."

Evelynn: "insisted of making stupid puns you can help us get her down."

Y/n: "not with that attitude of yours."

Kai'sa: "y/n please help!"

Y/n: "ah fine since you said please. Ahri get down puppy."

Ahri: "I AM NOT A PUPPY!"

Y/n: "shut the fuck up and get down before i get the newspaper."

Ahri: " 'whimpers'."

Ahri got down and we all lived happily ever, suck my balls-

Next...

Ahri eyes a bowl of chocolate on the counter before deciding to make her move.

She crawls over and reaches for the bowl fo goodness before it was snatched away.

She quickly looked over and saw y/n holding the bowl of chocolate

Ahri: " 'growls' give it to me!"

Y/n: "dogs aren't suppose to eat chocolate."

Ahri: "I'm not a dog!"

Y/n: "goggle calls bullshit and so do i."

Y/n: "now if you excuse me i have cavities to meet."

Ahri: "noooooo! Chocolate!"

Next...

Ahri: "LOVE ME DAMM YOU!"

Y/n" "no your not my responsibility. Kai'sa is the one taking care of you."

Ahri: "but whhhyyy?"

Y/n: "because she wanted a pet and now she has one, pet is you."

Ahri: "I'm gonna run away!"

Y/n: "cool since i don't got to feed you now."

Ahri: " 'shocked face' but what if i get hit by a car?"

Y/n: "that's on you. Should have looked both ways."

Next...

I sat across a smug ahri and to my left was a frustrated evelynn.

Evelynn: "your gonna have a play date with that....'thing'."

Y/n: "are you high? Because i am not taking another step towards that 'thing'."

Ahri: "AHEM!"

We both look over at ahri before Evelynn turns to me

Evelynn: "your playing with it."

Y/n: "uh no the fuck I'm not. Where's Kai'sa anyway."

Evelynn: "in the photo shot taking pictures."

I sign

Y/n: "she should have gotten a cat instead..."

Ahri: "oh, oh, oh! (Having her hands) I have a cat you can play with. ;)"

Y/n: "..."

Evelynn: "..."

Y/n: "nope I'm done. Bye readers."

I leave and so does evelynn.

Ahri: "awww..."

Did you laugh? I hope you did.

I hope you enjoyed this little short of ahri and mc i did this so that not to leave you guys with a chapter for when I don't upload for like the next five days.

And hey if you liked it maybe I'll do another one but it depends on you guys.

With nothing more to say I will see you guys next time bye Byee.

Peace.