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Sirius stealing one of Remus' chocolate frogs as payback for always stealing his. "Who ate my chocolate frog?"

"You've got dozens. What are you talking about?" Peter would ask in confusion.

"No. No. I had 43, and now there's only 42."

"You take inventory of your chocolate frogs?" James asks.

"Of course. Now. Who ate it? Black?"

"Yeah?"

"I love you, and I'll do anything for you. But if you ever so much as look at one of my chocolate frogs again, I'll never let you sleep in my bed again."

"I'm sorry! I'll buy you a hundred more!"

"Good."

"How'd you know it was him?" Peter asks.

"I didn't."

"You wanker!" Sirius screeches.