Wolfstar headcannons

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"What happened?" McGonagall asked.

"I told Mr. Black he wasn't allowed to come in to visit Mr. Lupin today as it was a rough night and he needs his rest. So he turned his wand on himself and cursed himself so that he was vomiting slugs. In between vomiting he said 'guess I need to go in now'."

"Mr. Black?"

Sirius, who was laying in a bed beside Remus', looked up over his pail with a pained smile. "Yes professor?"

"I admire your dedication to your friends. But cursing yourself to get your way is extremely immature."

"Sorry Professor."

Sirius ends up getting a week's worth of detention for the action. And Remus lectured him for the entire time they were in the hospital wing together.