Wolfstar headcannons

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Remus and Sirius arguing about what to get Harry for his first birthday. Because Sirius wants to buy him a broom. "He's one! You can't get him a broom!"

"Well I already got it!"

"What?!"

"It only levitates two feet off the ground!"

"He's a baby! You can't be fucking serious?!"

"No. But you are!"

Remus stops yelling to roll his eyes, "you've been making that dumb joke since second year."

Sirius smiles, effectively ending the fight. "Well that particular joke I've only been making since fifth year."

"I guess the broom is safe enough. Lily won't let him do anything too dangerous anyways."

"I'll let you buy him some boring books too."

"Hey! They aren't boring!"