Wolfstar headcannons

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TW - homophobic slur use

Before Sirius and Remus were out to everyone at school, Snape caught them holding hands during dinner. He thought he had something over them so he began telling everyone who would listen that "Loony Lupin and Black were fags."

But instead of getting the students to hate them and beat them up as he had wanted. All the girls congratulate them and gush about how they're so cute together. The guys are relieved because now 'we don't have to worry about the two hottest mauraders stealing our girls'.

The teachers are super supportive and McGongall 'randomly' makes seating changes to her classroom so Remus and Sirius are sitting next to one another. But also when they're misbehaving, she punishes them by making them sit on opposite sides of the room (Sirius starts behaving a lot more after she starts this).

Dumbledore gives Gryffindor fifty house points randomly. Because he's just so happy to see a couple of students like him. He even sends them an owl congratulating their young love and a box of candies and reminds them they are welcome in Hogwarts no matter what.

And Snape is pissed for weeks because this is not what he had anticipated.