Wolfstar headcannons

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Remus after the slightest inconvenience: Fuck me.

Sirius stands up

Remus: That wasn't meant to be taken literally Black!

Sirius walks over to him

Remus: I mean it. Stay away from me.

Sirius sits down beside Remus and leans in with a devious smile.

Remus' face turns bright red, staring at Sirius' lips.

Sirius puts a hand on Remus' face and puts his lips against the younger's ears: Can we get take-out for dinner?

Remus: I hate you! *He throws a pillow at Sirius as he runs away laughing*