Wolfstar headcannons

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Remus being dejected during a DADA class because the topic was werewolves and how they are one of the most dangerous creatures in wizarding existence and should be feared.

Sirius raises his hand, "yes Mr. Black?"

"What if they fold their socks and like to read books in sweaters two sizes to big by the fireplace? Are they still scary and dangerous then?"

"This is hardly a joking matter -"

"I happen to have very good intel on the fact that werewolves are only dangerous when you steal their chocolate." James piped up.

"If you two don't stop -"

"They also get pretty scary when you try to copy their homework." Sirius nodded solemnly.

James and Sirius list a bunch of other silly reasons why a werewolf might be 'scary' for five minutes until their teacher yells at them and threatens to take House points for being disruptive.

Remus kicks them under the table and tries to give them a scathing glare, but the smile on his face gives him away.