The Nerdiest Bad Boy [UNDERGOING EDITING]

ᏟᎻᎪᏢᎢᎬᎡ ᎢᏔᎬNᎢY-ᎬᏆᏩᎻᎢ | Part 1

"Shut up!"

I shrugged. "It's true."

"Oh my god!" Amanda squealed. "My baby brother's growing up!"

Colton pretended to wipe a tear from his eye. "Our little ole Jackson is finally getting some."

"I never thought I'd live to see the day," Keaton pitched in.

Derrick chuckled. "I thought I'd be dead before Nicky even talked to a girl."

"It's not like your death's that far away, old man," Ryan muttered.

Derrick gave him a stony look. "Fight me, Emerson."

"No offence, but who are you guys?" Amanda asked with raised eyebrows.

"And why are you in my house?" I added in a low voice.

"This shack is so rundown, it couldn't even be a shack," Ryan scoffed.

Colton gave him a flat look. "You're a real dumb ass, Emerson, you know that?"

"Wait, so who's the druggie and the thirteen-year-old?" Amanda intervened.

Colton, Keaton, and I tried to stifle our laughs, but we couldn't contain it and we burst into a series of guffaws. Once we finally calmed down, Keaton spoke up. "More important than that, who's the nerd?"

"It's Nick, idiot," Ryan said with an eye roll.

I glared at him. "Get the fuck out of my house, Emerson."

His eyes widened. "But-"

"Who brought him?" I interrupted.

Derrick raised his hand. "Guilty as charged."

I narrowed my eyes at him. "Then you get out too."

He did a double take. "What?"

"It's thanks to you that I have been cursed with Emerson's presence, so leave."

Derrick gave me an incredulous look. "Don't do this to me, Nicky."

"Get out. Leave. Don't come back," I ordered.

"Someone has their panties in a twist," Ryan grumbled as they exited my apartment.

"He thinks he's such a hotshot just because he has a girlfriend," Derrick added.

Ryan turned around to face me. "Why does that geek get to stay but I have to go?"

Theodore gawked at him. "I'm not a geek! Geeks are socially inept, whereas you're more inept than I'll ever be in my entire lifetime."

"Ouch! Ryan just got burned by the nerd!" Keaton exclaimed.

Theodore shook his head. "I'm surrounded by idiots."

I cocked an eyebrow. "Does that include me, Theo?"

He gave me a deathly glare. "Especially you, Nicholas."