The Nerdiest Bad Boy [UNDERGOING EDITING]

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"Because you know I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass," Colton belted out.

"No treble," Keaton filled in.

"I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass," Colton continued.

"No treble," Keaton piped in.

"I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass."

"No treble."

"I'm all about that bass," Colton sang out.

I spoke before Keaton could continue singing. "I swear to God, if you even think of saying no treble, I will personally chop your balls off," I warned.

Keaton nodded before the both of them screamed out, "'Bout that bass!"

I rolled my eyes. My friends are idiots.

Keaton burst out into laughter. "You know you love us, Nicky Bear!"

I gave him an icy look. "Don't call me that, Ellison."

Derrick burst into laughter. "Nice last name."

"Shut up, old man," Keaton retorted.

Derrick glared at him. "You know, Ellison, back in my day, you adolescents had much more respect for your elders."

We all broke out into a full out knee-slapping, tear-jerking laugh.

"Since when did teens respect anyone?" Colton asked with a laugh.

"Okay, okay, settle down, youngsters," Derrick said, resulting in us laughing even more.

It was at times like this that I felt like a normal teenager hanging out with my normal friends at McDonald's.

"Hey, guys!" Ryan called out near the doors. He ran towards us and he took a seat in our booth. Ryan accidentally bumped into a little girl on his way over.

"Be careful," I warned. "You don't want her to whoop your ass. After all, you have bad experiences at McDonald's."

Keaton, Derrick and Colton laughed out loud, causing Ryan to turn a deep shade of red. I'm certain he hates me now.

"What were you going to say?" Derrick asked Ryan.

"There's a fight today," Ryan grumbled in response.

"I'm in," Keaton chirped happily. He turned to look at me. "What about you, Nicky Bear?"

I took a long sip of my Sprite.

"C'mon, man, you have to go," Keaton encouraged.

"Do it," Derrick added.

"Nike!" Colton yelled out, causing the customers and employees at McDonald's to stare at us.

"Nike's logo is Just Do It," I corrected him.

Colton scowled. "Well you're no fun."

"Will you do it?" Keaton asked me.

I shrugged. "I'm not entirely in the mood to-"

"For fuck's sake, just do it!" Colton shouted exasperatedly.

This time, Derrick, Keaton, Ryan and I all shouted out, "Nike!"

"Fuck," Colton muttered.

"Damn you're stupid, Colton," Ryan said with a sigh.

"Says the one who got beat up by some guy at McDonald's," Colton grumbled.

"Almost," Ryan corrected him. "And at least I didn't get beaten up by Keaton."