A/N: It snowed nonstop all day where I live. Originally, I'm from Southern California in the US, so snow is insane to me...
Clover: Damn
Licorice: WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH
Clover:
Licorice:
Clover:
Licorice: ...Bitch.
Vampire: A red wine please
Sparkling: Wine! All you ever do is whine!
Vampire:
Mint Choco:
Herb: Shit just got real-
Everyone: *gasps*
Gingerbrave: TAKE THAT YOU EAR-BITING RACCON!
Madeleine: I have seventeen adopted children.
Madeleine: I don't know where they keep coming from.
Madeleine: But I want them all.
Crepe: You're weird
Strawberry: I'm... sorry...
Crepe: You have anxiety
Strawberry: yEp
Crepe: How do you feel about quantum mechanics?
Strawberry: It's one of my top ten favorite mechanics!
Crepe: ... go on...
Mint Choco: *exists*
Espresso: mEhMeHmEH iM mInT cHoCo AnD iM gRaNdMaS fAvOrItE i MoVe A cOuPlE sTrInGs On A gLoRiFiEd LoG uSiNg A sTrInG wItH hAiR tIeD tO iT aNd I cOuLd Do No WrOnG
Latte: That bastard.
Poison Mushroom, many years in the future: *is in love with Pancake*
Pancake: THE WORLD WILL BOW DOWN AND OBEY THE WRATH OF PANCAKE COOKIE
Poison Mushroom: *dreamy sigh*
Red Velvet: *about to sneeze*
Licorice: SNEEZE!
Red Velvet: *loses sneeze* YOU DICK!
Espresso: *drinks half a bottle of perfume*
Espresso: Oh, this isn't coffee-
Madeleine: *stares in horror as he drinks the rest*
Milk: AHHH A SPIDER YAM HELP!
Milk, moments later: *casually lifts a fallen tree*
Yam: I will never understand you
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Cookie Run: Kingdom One-Shots, Head-Canons, Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionIncorrect quotes (not labeled), one-shots (O-S), head-canons (H-C), etc. Requests are more than welcome! Feel free to write constructive criticism, but please be nice about it. I really like this game, and I tend to write a lot of stuff about the th...
