Quackbur oneshots

you think I like him?

idk hi how are you (btw slime is in this so just sh)

Nobody's pov

Quackitys sitting at his desk watching as Wilbur takes a seat. 'What do you what wilbur' Wilbur groaned and glared at quackity 'you're gonna play dumb? I want to be here, I want to be in las nevadas'. Quackity laughed and started doing paper work ' talk to Charlie about it, I couldn't care less about what you have to say to me for a SECOND time' Wilbur groaned and stood up ' you're gonna cave in one day and don't pretend like I won't bring this up later today, I'll see you later at the bench alright? ' quackity glared at Wilbur and nodded. Wilbur walked outside of the building and found Charlie just standing at the door 'uh hi? ' 'hello Wilbur from L'manburg! Quackity from last nevadas sent me here' Wilbur being a bit freaked out just nodded. 'Alright so uh are we going to talk or like-' Charlie grabbed Wilbur's arm and dragged him all the way to the strip club. 'Why are we here' Charlie giggled and let go of Wilbur's hands ' I came here because not a lot of people are here, anyway I understand you like quackity from last nevadas sooooo I decided that I can help you! ' Wilbur felt his face Burn up ' what!?'.'I do NOT like quackity he- I he's ugly and stuipd' Charlie just laughed and dragged Wilbur into the club 'he won't let you in las nevadas but he will probably have adlut fun time with you! ' Wilbur blushed harder and realized that Charlie probably doesn't know what adlut fun time is 'yeah! Totally me and quackity have adlut fun time all the time' Charlie looked at Wilbur confused ' yous do it all the time? '. FUCK HE KNOWS Wilbur just laughed and shook his head 'no I was joking' Charlie made a oh sound and just kept dragging Wilbur through out the strip club till he got to the strip clubs changing rooms. 'I'm here because? ' Charlie smiled and shoved Wilbur into one of the stalls ' I'm gonna make you beautiful! Quackity from las nevadas told me about what people wear and what he likes, know he may like you but I bet he would love you in these! '. Charlie throwed a maid dress, fishnets, black heels and white gloves into Wilbur's stall. 'WHAT THE FUCK! I CAN'T-I CAN'T WEAR THIS! ' Charlie laughed and sat on the ground ' of course you can! I've seen you wear heels before, besides quackity from las nevadas will love it! ' Wilbur sighed and started getting changed 'why am I doing this anyway'. Charlie hummed ' well I can see the romantic connection and yous won't stop talking with each other at night time so if you like him you should wear these and that will make him like you more then yous will become best, best, best friends! '. Wilbur hummed feeling both confused and worried ' you ready? ' Wilbur groaned and opened the door.

Wilbur's pov
' you ready? ' I looked at myself in the mirror one last time groaning at how weird I look and open the door. 'WILBUR FROM L'manburg YOU LOOK STUNNING! ' I sighed and patted Charlie's head ' yeah sure I do, I feel weird I don't normally wear dresses' Charlie laughed and took my hand again 'I'll take you to quackitys room! Just sit and wait till quackity from las nevadas comes in-' I cut of Charlie not wanting to glow anymore shades of red from embarrassment ' yeah I get it, what time is it anyway for like how long I'll be waiting I guess god I feel like a weirdo' Charlie smiled. 'It's 3:11 so he'll be at his place at probably six? He finishes work at 5:30 so' I nodded and let Charlie drag me for what felt like forever. 'Here we are! Have fun' Charlie throwed me into the room making me fall onto my knees then my face 'ow! Fuck my nose' I sat up on my knees rubbing my nose before standing up completely and looking around quackitys room. It was a nice room pretty decent, after awhile I got bored and just sat on quackitys bed.

Time skip nobody's pov
Wilbur was sitting on his knees while texting philza when he heard light footsteps and soon saw the door open. 'Oh Wilbur! I thought you would have come down later sorry I should have-wait' Wilbur blushed and sat under the covers and watched as quackity was speeking in nonsense while blushing . 'Listen Charlie told me to wear this so i-' 'do you think it's normal for two enemies that are kinda friends to have sex' Wilbur blinked slowly and started to get worried 'i-i uh um i-i you yeah I guess' quackity smirked and sat next to Wilbur 'then let's have sex pretty boy' Wilbur was blushing like crazy trying to find words 'i-i uh why so suddenly' quackity laughed and pulled off the covers ' it's been a long day and you're the person that in want to see at your most lowest point, screaming crying moaning i think it's what you get for being so loud and talking so much don't you agree? '. Wilbur watched as quackity took off his heels and his fishnets 'hmm? Pretty boy what's gotten you so quiet all of a sudden' Wilbur sighed and kissed quackity, they thought for a little while but quackity won and soon ended the kiss needing to breathe ' you're such a slut you know this right? You come into my country you complain and complian and then show up at my house wearing this' Wilbur laughed but the laugh turned into a moan as quackity straight away started kissing Wilbur's neck. 'Q-quackity~' Wilbur despite his best efforts to not moan would let out little every here and there a 'q-quackity~' or a 'mhm~ '. After a few minutes quackity stood up 'hands and knees on the bed facing the wall' Wilbur nodded and did as he was told, quackity stuck three fingers up to Wilbur's mouth ' suck' Wilbur sucked quackitys fingers ' that's good enough ' Wilbur opened his mouth to let quackity take his fingers out of his mouth and stick them in his ass. 'Oww~' quackity hummed and kissed Wilbur's ear as he moved the one finger ' it's okay, you can do it's after a minute or so quackity stuck in the other two fingers and watched as Wilbur let out cries of pleasure. Quackity took his fingers out and let Wilbur catch his breath, as Wilbur caught his breath quackity took off his pants,boxers and shirt.'get undressed' Wilbur hummed.'knees, ground, in front of the bed' Wilbur hummed and sat on his knees in front of the bed watching as quackity sat in front of him. 'Don't just sit and look at me, get to sucking are you trying to get fucked here or not? ' Wilbur blushed and nodded. He started off with kitten licks and moved onto licking quackitys erection from the base to the top making quackity let out grunts and groans, after a few licks and teasing quackity got annoyed and grabbed Wilbur's hair ' I'm going to kill you Wilbur' Wilbur's eyes filled with horror as quackity shoved Wilbur's head back and forth on his length making Wilbur cry. After awhile quackity stopped and took a minute to breathe 'fuck quackity 'as quackity caught his breath he looked at Wilbur ' you okay? ' wilbur sighed and nodded quackity smiled and picked up Wilbur and kissed his forehead. Before throwing him on the bed ' quackity! ' quackity grabbed Wilbur's hips and lined himself up with Wilbur's hole ' you ready ' Wilbur gasped as quackity shoved his full length in 'oh~my gOd' Wilbur took a few minutes to recover 'okay you can move' quackity nodded and moved slowly, he took his time he kissed and praised Wilbur before going faster and faster. 'Aahhh~ qQ-qUackIty~' Wilbur was screaming quackitys name as quackity slammed himself into Wilbur over and over again till he found Wilbur's special place🧍( I know it's weird just sh) 'QUACKITY~ F-FUC~KK' quackity slammed faster and faster into Wilbur as he felt a warm feeling growing at his stomach 'F~UCKKKK CU-CUMMING~ I'M GO- GOING TO CUM~' quackity smiled he liked seeing Wilbur crying and bleeding while screaming his name. ' then cum pretty boy cum for me~' Wilbur cumed and shortly after quackity cumed inside of Wilbur. ' look at my little cream puff ' Wilbur spoke in between breaths 'you- what-the--fuck-' ' I'll give you a second' quackity picked up Wilbur and turned on the bath 'what the fuck did you call me? ' quackity laughed and looked at Wilbur ' there you go, do you want some food while we sit in the bath tub? 'Wilbur smiled and nodded ' okay sit in the bath I'll be back with food and drinks' Wilbur nodded but screamed out at quackity 'WAIT YOU CALLED ME A CREAM PUFF!? WTF'

Hello how are you so I wrote this like two week ago and I found it in my drafts bc I was deleting some drafts and I just decided to post it so🧍hi idk why I put Carl wheezer song cover for a smut but I did and you know what. The song is great and I think it's lovely so I'm just gonna put Carl wheezer song covers for the rest of my smut stories 😎
( if you're seeing this when I publish it I just want to let you know I'm only posting it at 9:20 bc I'm probably going to forget to do it tommor and when I do remember it will be like 6 so)