behind the scenes

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Sero: I have a bad feeling about this

Zihao: what do you mean?

Sero: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?

Zihao: no?

Sero: that actually explains a lot

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Mina: what do you want to tell Zihao l/n right now?

Hu: what's up baby... take me out to dinner

Mina: AYOOOO

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Aizawa: yo is Bakugou dead or just sleeping?

Zihao: hopefully dead, I hated their guts

Midoriya: yeah, so did I

Bakugou: first of all, fuck you-

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Shoji: why are Hu and Zihao sitting with their backs to one another?

Sero: they're fighting

Aoyama: then why are they holding hands?

Sero: they get sad when they fight

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Denki: *struggling to keep upright in one-inch heels*
"Yeah, I-i don't think these heels are for me"

Aoyama and Hu: *pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden six-inch heels*
"WEAK"

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Hu: I'm so mad at you right now. There's nothing you can say that'll make me forgive you

Zihao: I-

Hu: you're forgiven, I love you too

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*In a haunted house*

Denki: are you scared?

Zihao: no

Denki: it's okay I gotchu fam

Denki: *stomps light up shoes*

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Bakugou: you're right

Zihao: that's an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Zihao: someone will die...

Hu: of fun!

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Hu: I'm sending good vibes your way. They're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

Zihao: that's the most threatening way I've been cheered up

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Kirishima: Zihao has delicious Chapstick

Todoroki: wait you two kissed?

Zihao: no, this asshole just ate my Chapstick.

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Aizawa: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut up.

Present Mic: is it me?

Aizawa: it's always you.

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Hu: what if one day I got hit by a truck?

Iida: I'd run over to help you and then call an ambulance

Zihao: I'd be driving the truck

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Zihao: I love sarcasm, it's like punching people in the face but with words.

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Shoji: why is Zihao crying?

Tokoyami: he took a "what class 1-A student are you" quiz

Shoji: who did he get?

Tokoyami: Bakugo

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Zihao: if I died, would you miss me?

Aizawa: bold of you to assume you can escape this class without me

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Mineta: when I was small-

Mina: *snorts*

Zihao: w a s

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Oboro: so, what are you interests, boy?

Readers: your son in my room

Oboro: pardon?