short stories and extras of our beloved Zihao!
Please read "Green Smog" before this story
These stories will not be connected to the plot unless said otherwise
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chapters with brackets are angst chapters
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"Thank you both for agreeing to speak to us today. I'm sure many of your fans have been wanting some answers to your personal life."
"It's no big deal, Hu and I have been meaning to take a break from the whole Green Smog thing anyway."
"We're just lucky we're the main characters! Isn't that right Matcha?"
"Yep whatever you say Hu."
"Haha you two are a riot. Well let's start off with simple questions, shall we? What is your favorite song?"
"I don't really have one, maybe something by Cigarettes after Sex."
"Strawberry mentos! I listen to a lot of indie music."
"Very cool! If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
"Japan! I'm a huge anime fan!"
"Taiwan, it'd be nice to see where my mom grew up."
"Both amazing answers! All of your fans know your love for Studio Ghibli films, but are there any other movies you like?"
"Hu and I don't have much free time for movies, I'm sure you can imagine why. But I watch a lot horror films while Hu watches Christmas movies all year round."
"If you could have any kind of pet, what would it be?"
"I uh actually don't like animals too much. But I have a goldfish named Wolfgang!"
"Probably a cat, maybe a snake."
"Zihao! You know I'm scared of them!"
"That's the point."
"Now a little more personal, I'm sure we've all been thinking this! But Zihao, what exactly is your relationship with the pro-hero Hawks?"
"Who?"
"Hawks, the bird guy I think? The one with wings?"
"Ohhh him. Annoying asf."
"Is that all? No juicy gossip?"
"Annoying asf."
"The only juicy thing here is Zihao's ass-"
"I'll get a restraining order, don't try me."
"And for our last question of the night! What are your thoughts of class 1-A?"
"They're great kids who will do good in life, a little overrated but still good!"
"A bunch of brats."
"Ha! Always such a jokester! Anyway that concludes our interview for the day but leave questions for next time! Goodbye now!"
"I wasn't jokin-"
Random bitch Zihao Hu
I meant to add that in the beginning but I forgot 🤪 <3 the next one will be longer whenever I can think of actually questions
