short stories and extras of our beloved Zihao!
Please read "Green Smog" before this story
These stories will not be connected to the plot unless said otherwise
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chapters with brackets are angst chapters
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All might: How did none of you hear what I said?
Aizawa: I've been asleep for the past two and a half hours.
Hu: I got distracted halfway through
Zihao: Ignoring you was a conscious decision
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Shigaraki: Go to hell!
Zihao: I wish I could
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Hu: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Zihao: I wake up at 4:30 am
Hu: ...I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Hawks: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!
Zihao: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! and I'm taking the kids!
Sero, pushing the monopoly board away: maybe we should stop playing
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Aizawa: tell me one time I wasn't professional
Zihao: You're holding a juice box
Aizawa: It stops me from spilling my juice
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Midoriya: do you miss the imagination of childhood?
Zihao: I never had one.
Midoriya: An imagination or childhood?...
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Denki: do you like my new outfit?
Zihao: not as much as I like what's underneath it
Denki, blushing: Z-Zihao
Zihao: get the fuck up I need that chair
(It's canon, denki is a zihao simp. I don't make the rules.)
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*Sero and Denki sitting in jail*
Denki: So, who do we call?
Sero: I'd say Aizawa but I feel safer in jail
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*Sero hanging tape everywhere*
"I work hard to make this house a home."
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Aizawa: You have to apologize to Midoriya
Bakugou: Fine
Bakugou: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Dabi: You think you're smarter than everyone else
Zihao: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.
(Is this a hint? I don't know...maybe...)
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Denki: *opens mouth to speak*
Bakugou: I don't know what you're going to say, but I think you're wrong
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Zihao: ...what are you doing?
Tokoyami, making a summoning circle in the living room: didn't you tell me to satanize the house?
Zihao: I said SANITIZE
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Everyone: I wonder what Zihao is thinking about! They're so cool and mysterious!
Zihao, internally: *wii music*
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Midoriya: I have a plan
Aizawa: I have the hospital on speed dial
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Zihao: I lost M*neta
Aizawa: How did you LOSE M*neta
Zihao: To be fair, he is very small
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Mina: truth or dare
Reader: dare
Mina: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room
Reader: Hey M*neta?
M*neta, blushing: yeah?
Reader: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Zihao
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Hu: that's the longest worm I've ever seen!
Zihao: that's a snake.
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Zihao: Yo dumbass, get over here
Sero: Okay!
Hu, gleefully runs past: Coming!
Sero, sadly: I thought I was dumbass...
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Hawks: When I was your age-
Zihao, mocking: When I was your height.
Hawks: ...
Hawks: Listen here you piece of shit-
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Midoriya: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.
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Hu, opening a capri sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away
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Hawks: So...what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Zihao: depends. is your bed comfortable?
Hawks: Yes
Zihao: I'd sleep.
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I finally figured out how this fanfic would end (I like figuring out the end and working my way back) and I was like YO I can't want to tell them!
