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All might: How did none of you hear what I said?

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All might: How did none of you hear what I said?

Aizawa: I've been asleep for the past two and a half hours.

Hu: I got distracted halfway through

Zihao: Ignoring you was a conscious decision

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Shigaraki: Go to hell!

Zihao: I wish I could

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Hu: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives

Zihao: I wake up at 4:30 am

Hu: ...I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives

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Hawks: You're a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You're not the person I married!

Zihao: Fine then! We're getting a divorce! and I'm taking the kids!

Sero, pushing the monopoly board away: maybe we should stop playing

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Aizawa: tell me one time I wasn't professional

Zihao: You're holding a juice box

Aizawa: It stops me from spilling my juice

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Midoriya: do you miss the imagination of childhood?

Zihao: I never had one.

Midoriya: An imagination or childhood?...

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Denki: do you like my new outfit?

Zihao: not as much as I like what's underneath it

Denki, blushing: Z-Zihao

Zihao: get the fuck up I need that chair

(It's canon, denki is a zihao simp. I don't make the rules.)

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*Sero and Denki sitting in jail*

Denki: So, who do we call?

Sero: I'd say Aizawa but I feel safer in jail

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*Sero hanging tape everywhere*

"I work hard to make this house a home."

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Aizawa: You have to apologize to Midoriya

Bakugou: Fine

Bakugou: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

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Dabi: You think you're smarter than everyone else

Zihao: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

(Is this a hint? I don't know...maybe...)

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Denki: *opens mouth to speak*

Bakugou: I don't know what you're going to say, but I think you're wrong

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Zihao: ...what are you doing?

Tokoyami, making a summoning circle in the living room: didn't you tell me to satanize the house?

Zihao: I said SANITIZE

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Everyone: I wonder what Zihao is thinking about! They're so cool and mysterious!

Zihao, internally: *wii music*

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Midoriya: I have a plan

Aizawa: I have the hospital on speed dial

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Zihao: I lost M*neta

Aizawa: How did you LOSE M*neta

Zihao: To be fair, he is very small

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Mina: truth or dare

Reader: dare

Mina: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Reader: Hey M*neta?

M*neta, blushing: yeah?

Reader: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Zihao

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Hu: that's the longest worm I've ever seen!

Zihao: that's a snake.

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Zihao: Yo dumbass, get over here

Sero: Okay!

Hu, gleefully runs past: Coming!

Sero, sadly: I thought I was dumbass...

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Hawks: When I was your age-

Zihao, mocking: When I was your height.

Hawks: ...

Hawks: Listen here you piece of shit-

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Midoriya: The last time I went to an urgent care clinic, I checked off 'excessive crying' on the symptom list, and the nurse got really confused and said that was meant for babies.

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Hu, opening a capri sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

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Hawks: So...what would you do if you were in bed with me?

Zihao: depends. is your bed comfortable?

Hawks: Yes

Zihao: I'd sleep.

I finally figured out how this fanfic would end (I like figuring out the end and working my way back) and I was like YO I can't want to tell them!

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I finally figured out how this fanfic would end (I like figuring out the end and working my way back) and I was like YO I can't want to tell them!


...I can't tell anyone without spoiling it...

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