short stories and extras of our beloved Zihao!
Please read "Green Smog" before this story
These stories will not be connected to the plot unless said otherwise
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chapters with brackets are angst chapters
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"Let's go over this again, FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME STOP JUMPING OFF BUILDINGS! YOU'RE SCARING THE STUDENTS SHITLESS!"
"How about no."
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"Are you sure this is okay?" The first year asked hesitantly as he held a cup of mustard.
"Yeah, for sure! Zihao loves mustard!" Sero grinned as he lied through his teeth. He watched as Kaminari shrugged before knocking on the door.
It slowly creaked open, Zihao yawned as he peeked his head out the door. "What is-" Before he could finish his sentence, a cup of mustard was held in front of his face.
"I CAME TO APOLOGIZE FOR RUINING TRAINING, SERO TOLD ME YOU LIKED MUSTARD SO I BROUGHT YOU SOME!" The blonde yelled while bowing. The cup of mustard was held over his head as he closed his eyes tightly.
A moment of silence went by before a loud gagging sound could be here. The door slammed in their faces. "10 laps for you each tomorrow. And I mean around the entire campus."
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"Hey Hu, do you want to top or bottom?"
"I didn't know you were like that~"
"I MEANT FOR THE FUCKING BUNK BEDS!"
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"We should do something for Father's Day!"
"I rather not." Todoroki said as his nose scrunched up in disgust.
"I don't have a dad..." Midoriya sulked.
"Well, I don't have either, so I win."
"IT WASN'T A COMPETITION!"
"If it was, I would've won tho."
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"When a creep asks us out, what do we do?"
"Ask how much they'll pay?"
"ZIHAO, NO!"
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"Hey guys, I think I forgot my charger-" Zihao opened the door to the common room before stopping. Halting in his tracks, he looked at the view in front of him. Kaminari, Bakugou, Kirishima, Todoroki, Shinsou, Mirio, Tokoyami, Koda, Mina, Aoyama and Hu were sitting in a circle. A sign saying "Zihao simp club" sat in the corner with colorful hearts. All of the lights were off, leaving the room to only be illuminated with candles. A handful of Zihao's items laid in the middle with protective glass over it.
The group stared at Zihao with open eyes as they sat frozen. The greenette blinked a few times before slowly closing the door.
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"You can't keep calling everyone kid! They are only two years younger!"
"Watch me."
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"So, we finally get to meet 1-A's trainer! HA! They're so useless they have to have extra help!" Monoma mocked as he did his normal pose. Vlad King was directed to introduce his students to Zihao so they could become acquainted.
Vlad King knocked on the training building's door and took a step to the side. Before the students could question his actions, the door was pushed open. "Vlad, my man!" Zihao grinned as he went to shake the teacher's hand. Besides Hound Dog, Vlad King was the only other hero that liked his company. It was mostly due to the fact that their quirks were so similar.
Vlad shook the greenette's hand as he smiled. Turning around to his students, he used his hand to gesture to Zihao. "This is class 1-A's trainer and my old student." He spoke proudly.
The class began to wave and introduce themselves, but it seemed quieter than normal. Abnormally quiet. Looking back at their loud blonde, they saw him standing still. His eyes were open wide with his jaw hanging low.
"Uh Monoma, are you okay?" Kendo asked as she waved her hand in front of the boy's face.
The male blinked a few times before grabbing the girl's shoulders. "HE'S THE HOT GUY, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT I THOUGHT WAS IN 1-A!" He yelled while shaking her violently.
"Uh, thanks?"
And that's how Monoma was finally silenced. The poor guy fainted from embarrassment.
He later begged to join the Zihao simp club.
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"Life is meaningless. Why are we placed on this cruel Earth only to suffer the die a horrible death? Nothing matters. No one will remember us anyway. What is even the point of going on anymore? All we do is sit here and waste space, we slowly kill the planet as we kill ourselves. And the cycle only starts up again after we reproduce."
"ALL I DID WAS SAY WE WERE OUT OF RANCH!"
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"Okay Zihao, say goodbye."
"Bye."
"Say more than that!"
"Goodbye."
"NO! Be nicer!"
"Fine, bye you little shits. Drink water or something and don't die. If you die then I don't know, just get up."
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I couldn't just make one for Hu, Zihao deserved a chapter too
