Ever had that scary as hell teacher that everyone is afraid of?
Yeah, I do, turns out he's in charge of us (high school part), and I have him for R.V.E (Religious Values Education)
We basically have R.V.E cause our school is a christian school and they make us do it... bleh.
ANYWAY!!! So right now I go back to school in two days (I think) from a two week holiday... I turned my R.V.E assignment in last night... it was due last day of term two weeks ago...
THIS IS HOW I DIE!!!!!
He's going to yell at me, maybe stab me a few times - Probably stab me a few times - Dump my body on the outskirts of town, bury the weapon and any evidence with me, and run.
I am inviting everyone who reads this, to come to my funeral:
It'll be held at Ashton Irwin's house and One Direction will make a song for me and sing it there. Yes, Zayn will come back to the band... FOR ME.
There will be lots of snacks, including: Skittles, more Skittles, even more Skittles, maybe some Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley, some Dylan O'Brien as well...
When I die, I want to give my One Direction Dare To Dream book to... No one. That shit's mine. Everything is mine!! *insert seagulls from Nemo*
ANYWAY!! I please do wish that you will be able to attend and please, someone actually go find my body afterwards. I want a proper funeral thank you very much!
-Emily Irwin
P.s. I officially hate Narnia with a passion.. wtf does it have to do with 'Love In Sacrifice'?! No one careeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssss.
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Oh Hell No!
AleatòriamentA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING