I don't even know how to title this

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OKAY SO THERES ALL THESE PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW BUT MY MUM DOES ARE SITTING HERE AND I OVERHEAR THEIR CONVERSATION AND HOLY SHIT.

okay so my nanna's friend's goldfish's cat's baby's son's name is Harry

And another one of my mum's friend's snake's lion's dead dog's son is named Louis and then there's just me with a monotone expression but inside I'm like:

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. LARRY. AS. FUCKKKKKKKKKK.

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best part?

SAME AGE AS MEEEEEEEEEEEE

TIME TO PLAY MATCHMAKER. AHSJTOQJDBCLAKSVFJABZKCNSK

-FANGIRLING AF

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