*FUCK THIS SONG IS MY JAM*
So I recently (not really) posted a short story.
Might I add very short story. Like 900 words. Is that short?? I dunno.
Anyway!! It's called Confessions About Kyle.
It's basically a gay pride book. I kinda just gave the whole thing away but oh well!!
If you haven't already seen it please spare like maybe 2 minutes to read a like 6 page book. Easiest reading assignment of your life.
Also if you really love me (everyone loves satan. Come on) please leave an honest comment about it??
I may or may not put it into this competition thingy and basically I'm that kind of person that needs loads of reassurance XD
'Does this make me look fat?'
'Yes. Everything you've tried on so far does.'
'I knew it!'
Yeah so anyway hahahahaha. Please, hopefully, maybe, IM BEGGING YOU, leave a comment on the book...?
Damn.... I need to make this funny somehow....
Nope. Got nothing. As usual.
How about I just leave you with a quote from Castiel?! Everyone loves Cas!!
Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
-Castiel
YOU ARE READING
Oh Hell No!
RandomA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING
