SO JENNY AND I (mostly me) HAVE THIS CONSPIRACY THAT ONE DIRECTION AND 5SOS HAVE BOTH WORKED TOGETHER TO KIDNAP SOME RANDOM CHICK.
YES THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS TO ALL BE IN CAPITALS. GOD DONT EVEN QUESTION IT. UGH.
ANYWAY BACK ON TOPIC. SO YES. THEY MAY BE KIDNAPPERS FOR ALL WE KNOW.
oh sweet baby jesus if they came to kidnap me I would let them!
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME BY ONE DIRECTION.
STOCKHOLM SYNDROME: TO BE IN LOVE WITH YOUR CAPTOR/KIDNAPPER.
I MEAN DUDE. THE SIGNS ARE ALREADY SHOWINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
AND THEN OVER TO 18 BY 5SOS. (God that songs my shit).
"IN MY BEDROOM THINKING OF HER. HER PICTURED IN MY PRIVATE FOLDER. I KNOW ONE DAY THAT I WILL HOLD HER. ILL MAKE MY MOVE WHEN I GET OLDER."
YEAH..... MAKE YOUR MOVE.......
AND THEN ALSO IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. I KNOW ONE DIRECTION ONLY DID A COVER OF IT BUT THEY SANG IT SO CLOSE E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!
(Tehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe word count right now is 169)
"AND IF THE LIGHTS ARE ALL OUT. ILL FOLLOW YOUR BUS DOWN TOWN, SEE WHOS HANGING OUTTTTTTTTTTT."
sigh. Zany you hot as fuck little nugget.
SO YEAH. THAT HAPPENED. FULL ON PROOF BICTHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I don't even know what I'm writing about anymore.... It may or may not be currently 1:43 in the morning whilst writing this...
SO YEAH. THEYRE KIDNAPPERS. OKAY. GOOD. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM SAYING ANYMORE. LOBSTER. MCCHICKEN. NUGGET. PIZZA. oh god I'm hungry now.
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
-that bitch that went to ROWYSO. yeah that's right (^_−)−☆
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