HER NAME IS NOEL. I HAVE A DREAM ABOUT HER. SHE RINGS MY BELL. I GOT GYM CLASS IN HALF AN HOUR. OH, HOW SHE ROCKS. IN KEDS AND TUBE SOCKS. BUT SHE DOESNT KNOW WHO I AM. AND SHE DOESNT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME.
SING ALONG EVERYONE!!!
CAUSE IM JUST A TEEEEEENAAAAAAGEEEE DIRTBAG BAAAABYYYYYYY. IM JUST A TEEEEEEENAAAAGEEE DIRRRTBAG BAABYYYYY. LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH MEEEEEEE. OOOOOHHHHHHHH.
HER BOYFRIENDS A DICK. HE BRINGS A GUN TO SCHOOL AND HED SIMPLY KICK. MY ASS IF HE KNEW THE TRUTH. HE LIVES ON MY BLOCK. AND HE DRIVES AN IROC BUT HE DOESNT KNOW WHO I AAAAAAAAAM. AND HE DOESNT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT MEEEEEEE.
CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGEEEE DIRTBAAAG BABYYYYYY. YEAH IM JUST A TEENAGEEEE DIRTBAG BABYYYY. LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH MEEEEEEE. OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH.
OH YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH. DIRRRRTTTBBAAAAGGGGGG. NOOOOO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHATS SHES MISSING. OH YEAHHHHHH DIRTBAGGGGGG. NO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES MISSING.
MAN I FEEL LIKE MOLD. ITS PROM NIGHT AND I AM LONLEY. LOW AND BEHOLD. SHES WALKING OVER TO ME. THIS MUST BE FAKE. MY LIPS START TO SHAAAAAKE. HOW DOES SHE KNOW WHO I AM?! AND WHY DOES SHE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME?!!!!
IVE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRWON MAIDEN BABYYYYYY. COME WITH ME FRIDAY AND DONT SAY MAYBEEEE. IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABY LIKE YOUUUUU. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH.
OOOOOHHH YEAHHHHHHH. DIRTBAAAAAAG. NO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHATS SHES MISSING. OOOOHHH YEAHHHHH DIRTBAGGGGG. NO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES MISSING. YEEEEAAAHHHHHH
*RANDOM GUIATR!! WHERE YOU AT LUKIFER?!*
THANK YOU. THANK YOU. IM HERE ALL NIGHT
-THAT TEEEENAGEEEE DIRTBAGGGGGGG BABYYYYYYYYY
*yes. I did write that in all capitals. Just lyrics. I probably haven't spelled right but I was in the zone okay?? And trying to type as fast as the lyrics. Is there somewhere where I can sign up for doing this as an Olympic event or something cause damn son*
YOU ARE READING
Oh Hell No!
RandomA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING
