Hello!! It is I, that really scary fucking weirdo, back from the grave!
Okay I'll stop now.
So yesterday I got a dog. Hazel. Seriously so amusing I couldn't not put this in.
We have hardwood flooring (timber) throughout majority of the house except for our bedrooms and to say Hazel isn't that coordinated is an understatement.
Every five seconds, all you can hear is just the pitter patter of her walking around then the slump of a small body.
It's actually quite amusing.
Basically an ice skating rink for dogs.
You walk through the door: 'oh yay! They're back!' *falls over*
She ended up literally sleeping in my bed last night. She sleeps of my arm, no where else. I wake up in the middle of the night with my arm numb but I can't do anything.
I was up every hour. Going to pass out.
She's probably fallen off my bed at least 10 times in the past 12 hours alone.
And that's why we are best friends. Two totally uncoordinated people make the best of friends!!
Especially since we trip over each other every chance we get.
I don't actually know what the point of this update was... I just thought it had been a while since the last one
-That sleep deprived fucktard.
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Oh Hell No!
RandomA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING
