Guess what I did first period today!!
That's right!! I summoned the devil!!
Yeah, so it was a pretty fun experience... AND NOW IM GOING TO GIVE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS SO YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME!!
1. Draw the devil's star on the top of your page. (Pentagram)
2. Get your awesome friend to look at you weirdly. (cloudy1192)
3. Write the words: "dominum inferni conjuro te vendere velim inferis animam meam omnipotenti" next to your symbol (translate it. I dare you)
4. Spill some of your friend's/you own blood onto the page if necessary (but I'd advice you do if you don't him to come after you :D)
5. Wait until the signs show... If you hear whispering or something weird is happening or you just feel off, I'd advice you to get the hell out. No pun intended
6. Whatever you do, don't piss off the devil
HAVE FUN!!!
YOU ARE READING
Oh Hell No!
RandomA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING
