So it's Mother's Day here and we're spending it at my aunty's house.
Only been here for about 10 minutes.
NeXt thINg yOu kNOw!!!!
My little cousin (who's around five) comes up to me with a piece of Lego and this scary smile on his face.
He shoves the piece of Lego in my face and giggles.
MY EYES ZOOM IN ON A HUGE FUCKING DEAD NOPE.
HE SHOVED A DEAD, SCARY, BIG SPIDER IN FRONT OF MY FACE!!!
Never going to recover from that.
ILL SEE YOU ALL IN THERAPY!!!
-that crazy woman
YOU ARE READING
Oh Hell No!
RandomA rant book because why the hell not?! *WARNING!! I usually write stuff in here when it's like 2 am and I'm hyped up on lollies/soda/marshmallows... YES IM ALSO HYPED UP WHILST WRITING THIS* ANOTHER WARNING. THIS BOOK HAS A LOT OF FUCKING SWEARING
