Weird-ass Family Tree

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So this chapter will be about my relation with my cousin since no one understood the concept of "second cousin"....

So, I have a Grandma...

And that grandma has a brother...

And I'll be referring her brother to as my uncle.

And this uncle and grandma have like, a Huuuuge age gap. Like, above 20 years old age gap.

Is that clear?

Yeah, good. Moving on:

So like, My uncle first saw the world when my grandma was a fully-grown adult.

And so he was, Idk, I think three when my grandma got married.

So that means my aunt, aka my mom's older sister was born when he was four.

So basically, he became an uncle at four years old.

And so he grew up, married and had a son. Then a few years later had a daughter who is the mentioned cousin.

So technically, said daughter is my mom's cousin.

But like I said, because of the age/generation gap in our family, My cousin is thus my second cousin...

If y'all still didn't understand after that, just read the damn thing over and over again until you do...

And if that doesn't help, Then Congrats, you have officially run out of working braincells....

And if that doesn't help, Then Congrats, you have officially run out of working braincells

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-V

-V

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