LH: A Helluva Family (Vivziepop's Helluva Boss & Hazbin Hotel x Loud House)

Chapter 6 - The Trip To Earth!

Here's the next part! Thanks to omegacrow-nexus for help with this chapter! Enjoy!

At the I.M.P. building, Loona was just walking in, taking a look through a list of texts she had gotten from yesterday.

Texts from Yesterday.

Blitzørodeo: Hey, Loonie! Just got to the doc, gonna get back to you soon! I know you miss me! So while I've only got one working arm, I might as well practice my dad's jokes.

Loona: Oh, goddammit...

Loona pinched the bridge of her nose. Before scrolling through the large amounts of dad jokes from Blitzø.

Blitzørodeo: What kind of noise does a witch's vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.

Loona let out a pained groan, showing that she's heard those two before, and didn't like them.

Blitzørodeo: How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

Loona rolled her eyes, not finding those funny.

Blitzørodeo: What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.

Loona let out a slight snicker for that last one.

Blitzørodeo: "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.

Loona bit her lip as she smiled at the dirty joke.

Blitzørodeo: They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running eight miles. Who the Here runs eight miles in 30 seconds?

Loona snorted a laugh out at that joke.

Blitzørodeo: I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives forty miles away.

Loona let out a light chuckle for that last joke.

Texts from 21 Hours ago.

Loona sighed in relief, glad the barrage of dad jokes was over now.

Simply_moxxie: Loona, Moxxie here, Blitzø got into a fight with someone at the hospital, we ran into a Teenager Molester Sinner who made a rude comment on a picture of you and Blitzø. Now we'll be gone for tomorrow too.

Loona: Explains why Blitzø never came home last night, had to order take out... (her stomach uncomfortably grumbles) That was a mistake, really should've expected a burger from a Mexican place was bad.

Texts from 30 minutes ago.

Beautymarkbabe666 - Hey Loona, how's Linc doing? Can you tell him we'll be gone for another day?

Loona smiled, after the madness of yesterday, she needed to redeem herself after that mess. Show Linc a fun time he'd enjoy. Then an idea came to her, she could invite another friend that she knew more recently too.

Loona: Alright, I've got a plan for today. Now, where's Linc?

*****

In the I.M.P. office's kitchen, Linc was looking through the pantry.

Linc: So I was a talented cook in my past life.

Void made a nodding motion, before mumbling.

A/N: Only one person give an answer so Void remains untranslated.

Linc: You only remember the bad stuff and what I was good at?

Void groaned.

Linc: I know I repeated you. Now, let's see, all that is in here is; Canned Mackerel, Half of an Onion, an egg, a bag of bread that's slightly stale, salt, pepper, some sesame oil, some soy sauce, citrus juice, some rice wine called Mirin, bonito flakes, dried kelp, rice vinegar, and some potato starch.