Chapter 14 - Random Moments Of I.M.P.

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Here's a chapter that I both completely half-assed and just decided to make on the spot. Enjoy.

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The I.M.P. workers were in the Hell supermarket buying ammo as well as stuff for Noir for his forging. Linc walked by some Walkie-Talkies and a thought came to his head.

Linc: What if the person who named Walkie-Talkies, named everything?

Blitzo: Pregnancy tests would be Maybe Babies.

Loona: Socks would be Feetie Heaties.

Millie: Forks would be Stabby Grabbies.

Blitzo: Defibrillators would be Heartie Starties.

Loona: Nightmares would be Dreamy Screamies.

Millie: Stamps would be Lickie Stickies.

Moxxie: (rubbing his temples) None of you should be allowed to name things.

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Loona and Linc are playing a board game they found while waiting for their parents to get back. 

 Linc: "Hearing things, the lip reading game. From Hallbro."

Loona puts on the earmuffs and Linc draws a card. 

Linc: "Everybody needs to calm down." 

Loona: "Everybody likes to f**k now!"

Linc: *laughing*

Loona: *her turn* "Bread pudding is the best bread thing."

Linc: "Bright D**k is my favorite thing."

Loona just lost her shit hearing that being said.

Linc: "the baby fell asleep this morning."

Loona: "The baby f**ked something!"

Linc just laughed.

Loona: "The teacher drew a square."

Linc: "This is where you die!"

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During a borning day. The I.M.P. were having lunch.

Mayberry: I haven't been in hell long, are there any laws broken here in Hell?

Moxxie: To be honest, nothing comes to mind.

Blitzo: This is Hell, after all. All's fair!

Millie: You can get away with pretty much anything.

Linc: What about what happened on 10th Street?

Loona: (covers Linc's mouth) We don't talk about what happened on 10th Street.

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It was a Tuesday and Linc was watching the news while Mayberry and Loona were.

Lincoln: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

The door was suddenly kicked and Blitzo walks in covered with ink, with Moxxie and Millie following after him.

Blitzo: Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

Millie: This is why I didn't want to take you to the aquarium.

Moxxie: We didn't take him. He followed us!

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Loona was watching a video online until Moxxie walked in holding a pack of rice cakes.

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