Just some randomness about Dog Man!
Incorrect quotes, one-shots, and me screaming about new books.
Ships may include Petey x Dog Man(only a little, can be viewed platonically. I think.. idk be warned), Chief x Nurse Lady, and Yolay x Sarah. Don't l...
Incorrect quotes is for when I don't know what to do and need to make something.
Also they're really easy to make.
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Dog Man: I made tea. Petey: I don't want tea. Dog Man: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Petey: Then why did you tell me? Dog Man: It's a conversation starter. Petey: It's a horrible conversation starter. Dog Man: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
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Sarah, looking at a selfie of Nurse Lady's: I hate this photo. Nurse Lady (NL): I'm cute in that photo! I'm smiling kindly. Sarah: You're not smiling kindly; you look like you're up to something. NL: Up to kindness.
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(This is from books 3-5)
Li'l Petey: Papa, isn't that legal? Petey: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!
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I accidentally published this and I'm too lazy to fix it. Enjoy this wip (work in progress).
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Dog Man: Do we have any orange juice left? Petey: *pours the remaining juice into their cup* Petey: Sorry, we're all out.
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Piggy: I think it's time I get my life in order. Petey, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon. Piggy: Really?
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Dog Man: *sees Yolay and Sarah together* Dog Man: They're cute. I would put them on a boat. Petey: You mean... you ship them?
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Grampa: Stop failing. Petey: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now! Petey: *Succeeds* Petey: Dang it!
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Dog Man: Are you drinking enough water? Petey: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Dog Man: Are you mad? Petey: No. Dog Man: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
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Flippy: What do you have? Melvin: A KNIFE! Flippy: NO!
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Molly: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? Li'l Petey: No, I said "Molly, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
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Me: *copies and pastes the incorrect quote along with the 'Generate Quote' and 'Shuffle Names' buttons*
