50th chapter!!
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Anyways, here's some incorrect quotes to celebrate (swear warning and abuse warning for the last one, alcohol and some bullying tws for some):
Petey: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Petey lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Sarah, shooing Petey away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.
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Grampa: Whether or not I pay income taxes is none of the government's business.
Jail Guard: No, well, actually, it is.
Grampa You don't know my name or what I look like, good luck finding me.
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Li'l Petey: Breathe, just breathe.
Petey: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure!
Grampa: Awww, that never bothered you before
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Chief: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.
Nurse Lady: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.
Chief: Not when you’re playing with Sarah, it’s not. She puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”
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Flippy, in Fetch 22: Yes, I'm adopting these 22 tadpoles and you cowards can't tell me no!
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Petey: I think I need a hug...
Li'l Petey: Good thing I'm a hug expert!
*45 minutes later*
Petey: You... you can let go now.
Li'l Petey: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Petey: My life is a mess.
Grampa: Petey, relax, go get a beer.
Petey: I don’t want a beer.
Grampa: Who said it was for you?
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Random Camp Helper: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why?
Young Petey: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group.
RCH: ...
Young Petey: ...
RCH: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-
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Here's a bonus one:
(The audio I got it from ^)
Petey, in the earlier books: Terrible job super sh!t, you really f*cked that one up real bad.
Li'l Petey: Papa, stop being mean, I'm like, 4!
Petey: I'm really trying, Li'l Petey! But my father abused me as a kid so I don't know how to be a responsible parent!
Ok that's all I just really wanted to share the audio BYEE
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Some Dog Man Randomness
FanfictionJust some randomness about Dog Man! Incorrect quotes, one-shots, and me screaming about new books. Ships may include Petey x Dog Man(only a little, can be viewed platonically. I think.. idk be warned), Chief x Nurse Lady, and Yolay x Sarah. Don't l...
