[Name]: ARE YOU-
Petra: Fucking
[Name]: KIDDING ME THIS IS-
Petra: Bullshit.
Jessie: What's going on?
Petra: Lukas took away [Name]'s swearing privileges so I'm helping them out.
Ivor: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
Petra: You left me, Jessie, Lukas and [Name] in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
Ivor: I did that on purpose, try again.
[Name]: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Axel: Not if they consent to it
Petra: It depends on who you're stabbing
Lukas: YES?!?!
[Name]: Yeetus, fetus, I'm going to commit self deletus.
Petra: What?
Lukas: No!
Jessie: wHaT?!
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Jessie: Dammit.
Lukas: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Petra: Oh my gosh, [NAME] FELL OFF!
[Name]: Hi!
Aiden: Go away.
[Name]: *sad, sulks in a corner*
Jessie, slowly: What did you say?
Aiden: I-
Jessie: *gets in a fighting stance.*
Lukas: *glares*
Petra: *Pulls out sword, because they have a sword.*
Aiden: Hi, [Name].
Jessie: I think we're missing something...
Olivia: Teamwork?
Axel: Cohesion?
[Name]: A general sense of what we're doing?
Jessie: So, what's the plan?
[Name]: I don't know. You're smart, *points at Lukas* he's mean, come up with something.
Lukas: Jessie, gather the others. We need to have another [Name]-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone meeting.
Jessie: Why is [Name] crying?
Vyra: They saw a leaf on the sidewalk when coming here and-
[Name]: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Jessie: Please don't say what I think you're gonna say-
[Name]: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Jessie: NO NOT THAT!
Jessie: [Name] won't come out of their room!
Axel: Tell them that I said something.
Jessie: Like what?
Axel: Anything factually incorrect.
Jessie: If you say so.
[Name], arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
Lukas: Why are you late?
[Name]: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Lukas: Overslept?
[Name]: Overslept.
[Name] texting Jessie: I'm a theif.
Jessie: Thief.
[Name]: Theif.
Jessie: I before E except after C.
[Name]: Thceif.
Jessie: NO.
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Euphoric
Fanfictioneu·phor·ic adjective characterized by or feeling intense excitement and happiness. (Minecraft story mode x kid reader) In this story, you are Lucas's sibling. ENTIRELY PLATONIC
