ALL OF THE SHIT THE CHARACTERS SAY IS FROM TUMBLR. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING.
I'm sorry for not updating. 🙏
Canon just idk when it happens ig
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Sid: Sometimes I like to grab someone's cheeks, look them in the eyes...
Sakura, surprised: Wow, that's actually really-
Sid: And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Ino: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Sid: So did their neck.
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Asuma, watching Team 7: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Kakashi, watching Sakura scream while a cackling Sid tries to light a sleeping Sasuke on fire and Naruto throws ramen at her to try and get her to stop: ...I don't know either.
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Sid: Bakashi! Sakura's in the river and I don't think she's waterproof!
Kakashi, thoroughly confused: What?
Sasuke becoming used to the weird language Sid speaks: I think she means Sakura is drowning.
Kakashi's eyes buldge out: What!?
Naruto, from afar: KAKASHI-SENSEI, I THINK SAKURA-CHAN'S DROWNING!!
*meanwhile:
Sakura: *is drowning*
Naruto: KEEP SWIMMING SAKURA-CHAN, KAKASHI-SENSEI'S ON HIS WAY!!
Sakura, CLEARLY DROWNING: I can't swim, idiot-*sinks*
Naruto: Sakura!
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Kakashi, watching Naruto violently point a stick at Sasuke in a threatening way, dancing around his sacred bowl of ramen as he shouts out a string of random shit: He's speaking some kind of French.
Sid, seeing a wild Naruto in his natural habitat: Let me handle it, I can speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
*meanwhile*
Sasuke, forgetting to bring food to training and is now starving: God damn it...just one bite, Naruto!
Naruto, hissing: No!
Sasuke: I gave you my food when Kakashi said not to! Remember?!
Naruto: KDKDJEUEKEANSHEJKEKSKSKEKA!!
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Sid pointing to a wall: What color is this?
Hinata: Grey
Shino: Grey
Sid, turning to Kiba: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Kiba, knowing she's making fun of him in some way, huffing and glaring at her: Dark white.
Hinata: *genuinly concerned*
Shino: *squints his eyes in confusion*
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Kakashi: Stressed.
Sasuke: Depressed
Naruto: Oppressed
Sakura: Obsessed
Sid: Chicken breast
Everyone: ...what?
Sid: Idk man I just wanted to join.
YOU ARE READING
SID (DISCONTINUED)
Fanfiction"..You know what? I can find my own way to my apartment. I'm capable enough, and besides, I can always ask for directions! So anyway, I got to go so-" "Hokage-sama? You requested to see me?" ".....Shit." --- A girl, black hair, onyx eyes, dark humor...
