One Shots

Loki-Cages Pt. 3

Part 3

"Come on Loki, don't make sing one of the most ridiculous songs that I know," I said. I was trying to make him smile. He was still catatonic after what Odin had done. He stared at me blankly. "Don't say I didn't warn you, JARVIS spot me." JARVIS knowing exactly what song I wanted, started playing the music and I sang.

"Dog goes woof

Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo". He looked at me like I was crazy as I danced to the song.
"Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"

But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?

"Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!"
What the fox say?

"Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!"
What the fox say?

"Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"
What the fox say?

"Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!"
What the fox say?" As the sounds got crazier so did the looks he gave me. I was trying not to laugh. I tried to pull him to his feet to dance with me.

"Big blue eyes
Pointy nose
Chasing mice
And digging holes
Tiny paws
Up the hill
Suddenly you're standing still

Your fur is red
So beautiful
Like an angel in disguise
But if you meet
A friendly horse
Will you communicate by
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
Mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?
Ho-o-o-o-orse?" I sang tapping my foot on the ground. Bucky had now joined and was singing with me and laughing.

"What does the fox say?

"Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Chacha-chacha-chacha-chow!"
What the fox say?

"Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!"
What the fox say?

"A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!"
What the fox say?

"A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!"
What does the fox say?

The secret of the fox
Ancient mystery
Somewhere deep in the woods
I know you're hiding
What is your sound?
Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery
What do you say?

You're my guardian angel
Hiding in the woods
What is your sound?
(Wa-wa-way-do, wub-wid-bid-dum-way-do, wa-wa-way-do)
Will we ever know? (Bay-budabud-dum-bam)
I want to (Mama-dum-day-do) I want to, I want to know!
(Abay-ba-da bum-bum bay-do)

When the song had ended Bucky and I were laughing and Loki was looking at us like we were insane. "Don't make me sing it again," I threatened. He glared at me, "I'll find something even more annoying. He continued to glare, "Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka," I started.

"Shut up," Tony shouted from another room. In response, I started singing 'Fuck you very much."

"Training time," Bucky said.

"How could I forget?" I asked laughing. "Ready for me to kick your butt, Tin Man?"

"In your dreams little one," Bucky replied.

"What dreams Romeo? You wouldn't hit a woman," I shot back.

"Only if she hits me first," he replied. At that Loki stood up. I chuckled slightly.

"He won't hurt me Loki, we're just trash-talking. You want to come watch me train?" He shrugged and followed. Bucky took me down to the training rooms. The first was run by a computer and I had to fight against it before getting to the second level and fighting Bucky.

(First level is something like this but completely run by computers. Same song playing in the background)

The first round I fought the computer. The computer changed strategies and tried to outthink you. I had designed the program. After an hour of going through whatever it threw at me, I reached the second level of the room where Bucky was waiting for me. Both of us pulled our punches as we fought, knowing we could hurt each other, him more me than me him. As I started to back him into a corner Nat dropped in to try to come up behind me.

I flipped Bucky over my back taking Nat to the ground with his body. This move gave me enough time to get out of the corner as Clint came into the room. Three on one, my favorite.

Loki's POV

I watched as the kid who had helped me, fought. She was pretty good, considering she was blind on one side. I noticed those that she was fighting kept trying to come up behind her or on her blind side. She caught them every time. "Good, isn't she?" Steve asked coming to stand beside me. I took a few steps away from him. "She trains just in case, being associated with us puts her in danger. If we aren't here, she needs to be able to defend herself," Steve explained.

"JARVIS activate program 4N3T57E3L," (Y/N) said. She had backed all three of them into a corner. A net dropped out of the ceiling and scooped up the three. Instantly they tried to cut through the rope. "Don't bother, it's carbon steel," she said.

"Fine you win," Bucky told her.

"Release them JARVIS," she said walking out of the room as they were dropped to the floor.