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Chapter 4 [Safe Boulder]

Childe

Man... The tent doesn't actually need to be watched after, does it? 

Childe stepped outside the tent for a moment, feeling the "rain" on his head. He then zipped the tent back up and returned his attention to you and Scaramouche.

He sighed and checked to see if the two of you were still sleeping peacefully. He cleared some space for himself and squeezed in between you two, being extra careful not to wake you up.

-THE NEXT MORNING, OUTSIDE OF THE DOMAIN-

You

Oh damn... Did I sleep through the whole night?... Who was on watch?

You were about to get out of bed when you realized you couldn't move at all. Childe's heavy ass arms were practically crushing you. You weren't able to move a single muscle. You had no clue how you slept through the night with someone like him by your side since he was snoring loud as hell.

You

"Childe."

Childe

"Eh..."

Scaramouche

"Uh... Y/N?"

You

"What?"

Scaramouche

"Are you stuck too?"

You

"No shit. Get him off of us."

Scaramouche

"Wh- Huh?! What the hell do you expect me to do?!"

You

"Tsk, stop being a big baby and get him off of us."

Scaramouche

"How?!"

You

"Do you not sleep with this man?"

Scaramouche

"What the hell?! No! I'm not into him like that."

You

"Yeah... Sure you aren't."

Scaramouche

"You get him off of us."

You

"No."

Scaramouche

"Fine, then we'll be stuck like this."

You

"Okay."

With the assumption that you'd become angry, he got pissed and flung Childe out of the tent.

You

"I guess that works too."

Scaramouche

"Wake up, hoe!"

Childe

"I'm awake!"

While you packed up the tent, Scaramouche and Childe waited for you in front of the domain.

Scaramouche

*Sigh* "Could you take any longer?"

You