Extra extra(Short side stories 3)

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1. Karma's plan

"I've gathered you all here today to discuss an important mission" Karma said seriously, expression dark. His friends warily eyed each other

"Okay? What is it? " Nagisa asked hesitantly.

"We're discussing the most painful ways to assassinate Asano Gakuho" Karma turns on a screen projector detailing his ideas. "So the asshole pushed my boyfriend to the ground, and I want revenge--I mean who does that?"

"-uhh" Rio began

"The good things we'll get is that--Gakushū won't get hurt anymore and I'll get a new body to cut open and donate his organs for Okuda to experiment on"

2. Gakushū isn't gay

"I'm not gay! " Gakushū yells at his sister who came to give him the 'talk'

"I haven't said anythi-"

"You were about to! " Gakushū yells red faced, his teeth clenched. Nanami sighed "Gakushū-"

"I don't like boys! "

"--Shū"

"I like penises but I don't like boys! "

3. Yoga

"Release... All of the sounds that are trapped in your mind" the yoga instructor says in her soothing voice

Gakuho shrugged

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Sir are you alright?! "

"I was never 'alright' to begin with"

4.What's worst

Masami has had enough of her husband's poor treatment of her children.

But she is still wary of confronting him. So, she decided to be subtle about it

One day, she takes her husband inside the office, and gently told him how miserable their children are and that his methods of education are a bit.. extreme

Gakuho however looked at her as if he didn't understand her

So Masami sighed, got up, and pulled out a large sign

"There's only one thing worst than an abuser" she said seriously, removing her hand that was covering what was written above the word 'abuser'

Gakuho read it out loud

"A child"

So a child is worst than a abuser then so he's been in the right this entire time

5. Sure hope the road works

"I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE YOU AND ME COULD WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!!! " Rio, Nagisa and Karma all sang while Gakushū drove

"Road work ahead? " Rio poked her head out when she spotted the orange sign as the car passes by it

"Uh, yeah I sure hope it does" she scoffed. "I mean if the road doesn't work then we should sue the construction workers for not fixing the damn road! Someone could get hurt"

Gakushū sighed. "Rio, I don't think 'road work' means the road is working it means there are people wo--"

Suddenly the car faces many bumps on the road, blocks, and other hindrances.

"The road's broken! "

"No it's-"

"Let's sue the construction workers! "

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