Incorrect Barden Bellas

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Beca: you're the last thing I think of when I go to sleep and the first thing I think of when I wake up
Chloe, blushing: aww really?
Beca: yeah. you snore really loudly.

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Emily, on a hospital bed: why do they make fruit flavored stuff if we can't even eat it?
Beca, sighing: what was it this time?
Emily, defeated: ...an eraser

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[on a train that is about to go off the tracks]
Emily: oh my god we're gonna die!
Fat Amy: well guys, we had a good run. Legacy, have fun up there with the angels. and Beca...
Fat Amy: I'll catch you later

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Fat Amy: that country is crazy. Emily is worth 12 goats there
Aubrey: how do you know that?
Fat Amy:
Aubrey: how. do. you. know. that.

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Stacie: what's your biggest fear?
Emily: that ants will find a serum to grow gigantic and plot to get revenge on humans
Stacie:
Emily: and small spaces

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Beca: seriously, Em? what have you done this time?
Emily, sulking on a hospital bed: I was just trying to answer a philosophical dilemma...
Beca: is the dilemma "how many gummy bears can I fit into my nostrils"?
Emily: ...maybe
Beca:
Emily:
Beca: well?
Emily: what?
Beca: how many?
Emily: ...one each
Beca: weak shit

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Aubrey: what's going on?
Chloe: there's a 75% chance I may have done something stupid
[big explosion sound from the kitchen]
Chloe: there's an 89% chance I may have done something stupid

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Stacie: I told Emily I can read tarots, but she heard "carrots" instead. she was so confused yet excited about it, I didn't want to hurt her feelings
Aubrey: so how did you break it to her?
Stacie: I didn't. next week I'm reading cucumbers to her

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Beca: choose your supervillain name
Emily: Rainbow Stardust!
Beca: I said supervillain
Emily: Rainbow Stardust of Darkness...?

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Beca: so, is it true that you speak French?
Chloe, trying to impress: oui oui, mademoiselle. Oui je je, je je je
Beca: you just said "I" five times
Chloe: oh, je oui je

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Beca: *walks in fuming*
Emily, on a hospital bed: I swear this is the last time-
Beca: second degree burns, Em?? how did it even happen??
Emily: I-I touched something hot!
Beca: what was it?!
Emily, bowing her head: fire...

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Beca, chugging her drink: don't you have something you wanna forget?
Flo: why would I drink to achieve that? God gave me a shit memory for free

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Mugger: hands in the air!!
Emily: weeee!
Beca: not like that, Em!

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Aubrey: I'm sorry I couldn't give you the solo, but is there anything else I can do for you?
Fat Amy: how much cash do you have in your wallet?
Aubrey: no.

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Chloe: you said for better or for worse, right?
Beca: yes
Chloe: so what I wanted to ask is... and be honest...
Chloe: would you still love me if I were a worm
*✅✅ read*
Chloe:
Chloe: Beca??
Chloe: BECA????

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