Incorrect Barden Bellas

39 {ONESHOT: The Bellas Go To The Beach}

A/N: my oneshots/fanfics are usually a lot more descriptive, but since this is a comedy oneshot I thought I'd use a more "immediate" type of humor, if that makes sense? Whatever. Enjoy!

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Spring break. The perfect time for the Bellas to hang out as a group and get more spiritual connection with one another, at least according to their captain Chloe Beale. How were they going to do that? Obviously through a trip to the beach!

Some of them were pretty enthusiastic about the trip, some were indifferent to it and some were just being persuaded by Chloe's puppy eyes (Beca).

Regardless, the trip was happening and Chloe was currently making sure they were all packed up and ready to go.

"Did you pack your sunscreen?" the ginger asked Beca, knowing how extremely sensitive the pale girl's skin was.

"For the umpteenth time, yes,"

"Just double-checking," Chloe shrugged and went on to the next box to tick off, "Did you unpack your illegal weapons?" she asked Lily.

"If I say yes but mean no and something happens, you won't be charged as my accomplice," the quiet girl mumbled.

"That's good enough for me, I guess," the ginger replied and turned to Emily, "Em! Did you pack your teddy bear?" the younger girl quickly reddened.

"W-who told you I have a teddy bear?" she stuttered out.

"Legacy, look at you. How would you expect us to believe you don't have a teddy bear?" Fat Amy commented as the group went downstairs. The young Bella looked down in embarrassment and kept quiet as they walked, confirming everyone's thoughts.

Once they loaded the bus and sorted their seating arrangements, Chloe spoke up.

"I'm really glad we're doing this, guys! I love spending time with this group!" she grinned excitedly, so excitedly that Beca almost felt bad for not matching her eagerness in the slightest, "and I have been planning this since, like, the start of the year,"

"You really have too much time on your hands..." Fat Amy mumbled from the driver's seat.

"Well the last time I was put on a bus with a bunch of girls my age heading to the beach I thought I was being deported, so... this is definitely an upgrade," Flo commented.

"Yeah I'm happy about this too, the beach is great with all those hot surfers on their sexy boards... I can't wait to ride them,"

"The surfboards...?" Beca asked from the seat beside Chloe's, frowning as if she knew the answer but hoped she was wrong. When Stacie smirked and winked in response, she earned a fair share of grimaces from the girls.

"Gross, Stace,"

"Wait, I don't understand, why is it gross?" Emily asked in confusion, looking back and forth between her fellow teammates. Stacie opened her mouth to speak but Cynthia-Rose (thankfully) beat her to it.

"I'm telling you some other time,"

"Okay..." Emily trailed off, still confused.

"So, we've got everything, right? We didn't forget anything?" Chloe triple checked. Beca sighed heavily beside her.

"Yes, Chlo-" she suddenly cut herself off in doubt and checked the backseats, before turning back to the redhead, "Yes, Jessica and Ashley are both here, we're good to go,"