Chloe: there's nothing more important than the World's!
Flo: pollution? Global warming? Poverty? Hunger? Trump being the president of the USA?
Stacie: good hair?
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Fat Amy: *eats fries*
Beca: weren't you supposed to be on a diet?
Fat Amy: yea let's say I just borrowed Chloe's diet for a sec
Beca: but Chloe is not on a diet
Fat Amy: which means every food is a green light
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Beca, getting on one knee: Chloe, will you-
Chloe: YES! A MILLION TIMES YES!
Beca, fiddling with her boots: -help me untie these laces? The knot is kinda stuck...
Chloe: ah... sure...
Stacie: homegirl was expecting a proposal and instead she's asked to "untie the knot"... the irony
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CR: Beca vs. Chloe in a boxing match. Pick your fighter. Who wins?
The Bellas: definitely Beca
Aubrey: Chloe
CR: why?
Aubrey, in a low voice: she would guilt Beca into letting her win. Oh yes, she will do anything to reach victory. Anything, she would even rip the soul out of her body if she had to. She seems so sugar and spice and everything nice but I know her way better than that. She's sly, that one.
Stacie: are you still upset about the time she beat you on Mario Kart?
Aubrey: the effing game was rigged, Stace!
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Fat Amy: I was thinking...
Beca: that's recipe for disaster.
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[At the mall]
Chloe: do you think Beca will like these panties?
Emily: did she ask you to buy her underwear?
Chloe:
Chloe, blushing: s-sure...
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Aubrey: let's organize Flo's birthday dinner! Are you guys allergic to anything?
Beca: yes. Human interaction, physical contact, sharing emotions...
Chloe: she's allergic to gluten.
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
