Chloe: whenever Beca and I fight, it's a matter of seconds before we're making out
Flo: you mean making up?
Chloe: yeah that too
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Jesse: will you marry me?
Beca: who are Will and Mary and what is it that we're doing with them...?
Jesse: Jesus
Beca: we're doing Jesus??
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Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Veracity, Serenity and Charity.
Flo: if my uncle joined your group he would be "Death Penalty"
Everyone: *raises eyebrows*
Flo: haha
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[The Bellas and the Trebles playing Spin The Bottle]
Beca: *spins, the bottle ending up on Chloe's lap*
Stacie, after the two leave the room: so Beca and Chloe are together in the closet right now?
Stacie:
Stacie: *bursts out laughing*
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Beca: I love Chloe, but I can't die before she does
CR: why?
Beca: cause she'd decorate my coffin. With glitter.
Beca: and I would need a separate grave for my dignity.
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Beca: dude, you're taking this competition way too seriously
Chloe: this is important, Beca! Why don't you ever commit to the stuff that matters? Why do you always want to leave right when we-
Beca: okay okay, Jesus, fine!
Chloe: thank you, now proceed
Beca, sighing: rock, paper, scissors!
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Fat Amy: if I write a diary, should I call it the Bible? Cuz you know, I'm a goddess
Beca: I'm pretty sure your diary already has a name
Beca: it's called a "criminal record"
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Emily: do you guys think I would make a good cheerleader?
Lily: depends on what you choose to build her with
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Drunk Chloe to Beca: don't tell Beca that I like her
Beca: you like me...?
Chloe, blinking: shit, I think she knows
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
