Chloe: Beca you need to eat more fruit, it's healthy
Beca: Snow White ate an apple once and almost died
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Fat Amy: I'm a pro at driving
Aubrey: does driving me insane count?
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Stacie, to CR: I could never see myself settling down with one person. I need to be free, make experiences, fool around-
Aubrey: Stacie, will you prepare the choreo?
Stacie: only if you marry me
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Chloe: you're so hot
Beca: I have the flu
Chloe: that's not what I-
Beca: *sneezes*
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Beca: I feel like sometimes I come across funny and awkward at the same time
Stacie: just like Aubrey's sex drive
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Aubrey: I don't hold grudges
Chloe: oh please, you hold grudges easier than you hold your breath
Aubrey: like I had to do when you pushed me into the pool in eighth grade?
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Chloe: I bought you Mexican food so you can feel at home!
Flo: um thanks but I'm not Mexican...
Chloe: I know, you're from Guacamole, that's why I brought nachos
Flo: Dios mío
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Chloe: I feel sick... Wait, what if I'm pregnant?!? Is that even possible?!?
Aubrey: it's not. Like I said Beca is a dick, not has a dick
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A/N: tried to do a tiny bit of Staubrey as requested but I don't know how that went haha
On an unrelated note, I might start preparing "TV edition 3" if you guys want it, and I was thinking about a reality show edition too later on maybe? Idk 🙈
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
