Aubrey: repeat after me
Chloe: okay
Aubrey: I want to pass my Russian Lit exam
Chloe: I want to pass my Russian Lit exam
Aubrey: and in order to do that...
Chloe: and in order to do that...
Aubrey: today I will study
Chloe: today I will go shopping
Aubrey: no
Chloe: today I will binge watch Game Of Thrones
Aubrey: no
Chloe: procrastinate
Aubrey: this is gonna take a while
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Bumper: so do you wanna go out with me sometime?
Fat Amy: no thanks, Beca's usually the one who takes out the trash
Bumper: so... Does she wanna go out with me sometime?
Fat Amy: get lost
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Aubrey: we'll find someone better than Beca
CR: no way, no one can top Beca
Chloe, under her breath: you sure about that?
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Emily: I texted Stacie earlier to see what she was doing and she kept using random emojis, I don't understand
Beca: what kind of emojis?
Emily: bananas, peaches... LOTS of eggplants
Beca: ...
Emily: maybe she was making lunch
Beca: sweetie...
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Beca: should I go on a date with Jesse?
Fat Amy: let's see, what's in his favor?
Beca: he's cute, he's funny and we get along
Fat Amy: and what are his faults?
Beca: well off the top of my head I guess... He's not a ball of sunshine, his eyes are not so blue they hypnotize you and they don't sparkle when he sings, he doesn't want to become a vet, his hair isn't red, doesn't have nodes...
Fat Amy: you've got quite a type huh?
Beca: I literally don't know what you're talking about
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Flo: my dad used to get shot all the time at his job
Emily: oh was he a soldier?
Flo: no
Aubrey: cop?
Flo: no... But he's met plenty of those
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Aubrey: in this game, you can only ask me two questions. Yes, Emily?
Emily: if our questions are the same question but worded differently, do they count as one question?
CR you just blew one of our questions!
Chloe: why would you even ask the same question twice?!
Fat Amy: that's it, I'm killing the aca-child
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Emily: how can I make him like me?
Stacie: first of all, some men are preys, some men are predators. The former wants you to seduce them, go all out, while the latter wants to be in control so you let them think they are. What kind of man do you think Benji is?
Emily: he peed his pants at a festival
Stacie: alright we shall forget everything I just taught you
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Chloe: of course I'm pro life!
CR: you're what now?
Chloe: yeah, I think you should do whatever the hell you want with your life
Aubrey: that's... That's not what pro life means...
Chloe: oh... Maybe I shouldn't have yelled it out loud earlier
CR: where?
Chloe: a feminist march
Aubrey: oh Chloe
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Fat Amy: it's so annoying when Emily
CR: ...Yeah?
Stacie: when Emily what? Complete the sentence
Fat Amy: I'm sorry, there are so many options to choose from
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A/N: merry Christmas eve folks!! Hope you have a jolly Christmas and awesome holidays!🎄💚
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
