[Before doing something stupid]
Ashley: hold up. Have you ever thought about doing something and then questioned it last minute?
Jessica: nah
Ashley: me neither, let's do this
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Beca: aren't "fiesta" and "siesta" the same thing?
Flo: no, fiesta means party. Siesta means napping
Beca: so they are the same thing
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Chloe, sighing: I'm still trying to find a way to break down Beca's walls
Flo: you guys are not the ones here who should be worried about a wall
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Fat Amy: you owe me a favor
Beca: you owe me 200 bucks
Fat Amy: alright, I hear ya, no favor
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Beca: Jesse and I didn't break up, he just has this weird sense of humor where he left a month ago and never came back
Flo: so where's the joke?
Beca: my love life. My love life's the joke
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Aubrey: I know sometimes I can be a little bit...
Beca: annoying?
Aubrey: no, I was gonna say-
Beca: a stick in the mud?
Aubrey: no-
Beca: unbearably bossy? A stuck up bitch? A nightmare to be around? She-devil?
Aubrey: okay okay I get it, jeez!
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[In PP3]
Fat Amy: Beca, the Bellas have been kidnapped
Beca: oh sheesh. Man, that's tragic
Fat Amy: included Emily
Beca, picking up a baseball bat: I am locked and loaded for the rescue
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A/N: I guess the next chapter will be the apocalypse oneshot sooo keep an eye out for that 🤙
Also, Kendrick and Camp hanging out in LA?? Living for this 😭💖
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
