Chloe: Chicago was on fire tonight!
Beca: I hope you mean he self combusted
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Chloe: I'm the closest to Beca
Emily: I thought Amy was her best friend?
Chloe: yeah but I'm her special friend
Emily: oh you mean like... An imaginary friend?
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Chloe: I walked into Lily's room once, there was this huge pool of red. But she said it was ketchup so it's ok
Beca: she was holding a knife!
Emily: maybe she was making some canapés?
Beca: and there was a corpse in the corner!!!
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Chloe, grinning: one day, I'm pretty sure my last name will be Mitchell too
Beca: like... Reincarnation?
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[On Aca-Initiation Night]
Fat Amy: my money is on black beauty
Aubrey: Beca and Chloe are literally making out
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Aubrey: give me my phone back!
Beca, scrolling through the contacts: no way, time for pranks... Ooh this contact just says 'Bitch'! *presses call button and her own phone starts ringing*
Aubrey: ...
Beca: ...
Beca: I deserved that
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Kommissar: you're a hobbit
Beca: I'm not!
Kommissar: *pauses*
Kommissar: ah sorry about the delay, takes time for your message to reach my ears
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Beca: w-why are you touching my boob?
Chloe: I just wanted to check your heartbeat
Beca: but it's my right boob...
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A/N: y'all want Bechloe, I'm giving you Bechloe. Xx
Also check out Ben Platt's debut album, I'm in love with his voice 💖
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
