Emily: Beca! Hic! I think I'm hic drunk!
Beca: don't worry Emily, it's just a hiccup, you're not drunk
Emily: but you hic get hiccups when you ARE hic drunk!
Beca: you were drinking lemonade
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Chloe: Bellas, we need to put ourselves on the map!
Flo: um can we not? I may have some issues with that
Lily: me too
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Chloe: Bec, you're too young to drink
Beca, pulling out a fake ID with a smirk: but 24 years old Nora Carson isn't
Chloe, frowning: and what does her drinking have to do with you drinking?
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[in PP3]
Fat Amy: Chloe, Aubrey, CR, Flo, Jessica, Ashley and Lily - just wait for me, I'll save you guys, promise
Fat Amy: and Emily... It was nice knowing you
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Aubrey: before being American, we are-
Flo: colonizers?
Aubrey -humans
Flo: sorry, go on
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Beca: I know I'm younger than Chloe but sometimes I don't understand the texts she sends me
Aubrey: care to elaborate?
Beca: I hardly drink tea, I have no clue who Stan is and what the hell am I supposed to do with a wig?
Aubrey: yeah maybe I should keep her phone for a while
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Chloe: hey Becs, let's see if you can complete my sentences!
Beca: ah sure?
Chloe: Luke, I am your...
Beca: father?
Chloe: correct! British people like fish and...
Beca: chips?
Chloe: you're good! Okay, marry...
Beca: me?
Beca: wait a sec-
Chloe: YES!
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Emily: what's your story as a couple?
Chloe: it was a sunny day in Atlanta, Georgia, September 2012-
Beca: she handed me a flyer, we sang together naked, won a couple of championships, didn't use protection and here you are
Emily: you're aware I KNOW I was adopted, right?
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A/N: I'm running out of ideas 🙃
Also Kendrick should really star in more musicals, don't you agree?
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
