Beca: my car broke down again.
CR: dude you should really buy a new one
Beca: why? Chloe breaks down all the time but I'm not buying a new one
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Ashley: if I make nachos out of mac n cheese, am I making "machos"?
Jessica: depends on how strong the flavor is
Beca: cut the puns please
Ashley: no, this is your pun-ishment
Jessica: you stepped into the pun-iverse
Ashley: where we are pun-stoppable
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[On the phone]
Chloe: hello?
Aubrey: we need Beca for the setlist, do you know where she is?
Chloe: uh no...
Aubrey: well go find her
Chloe: yeah I'm on her-
Chloe: on it! I'm on it...
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Beca: Iron Man is better!
Aubrey: no! Captain America!
Beca: Cap's an uptight wannabe-leader who gives zero damns about other people's opinions!
Aubrey: and Iron Man is a careless person that uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism!
CR: are we sure this is about Marvel?
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Stacie: have you ever noticed how "ice cream" sounds like "I scream"?
Lily: it's the cries of the cream melting down and begging for mercy
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Stacie: Beca, as your favourite Bella, I know the things you love the most are me and chocolate. So pick one-
Beca: chocolate
Stacie: you didn't even ponder, seriously??
Beca: hmm no
Stacie: chocolate won't even talk to you!
Beca: exactly
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Beca: I'm aware I have an attitude
Chloe: what do you mean?
Beca: that I don't give a fuck
Chloe: so you have a...
Beca: don't say it
Chloe: a fucktitude
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Incorrect Barden Bellas
FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
