Theo: so what are you girls gonna do this Halloween?
Fat Amy: just eating hot cheetos and getting high as hell
CR: we call it "Helloweed"
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Beca: what do you think I should dress up as?
Chloe: my girlfriend
Beca: what?
Chloe: uh a uh vampire
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Aubrey: are you guys going to the Halloween party?
Beca: no I'm not
Chloe: yes I am
Beca: yes I am
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Aubrey: I don't know what to wear!
Stacie: I have a sexy nurse costume if you want
Aubrey: oh thanks, was it from a past Halloween?
Stacie: uh... Not exactly
Aubrey: costume party?
Stacie: just take it
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Emily: does any of you have a knife to carve the pumpkins?
Lily: here, take the legal one
CR: the... legal one?
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Beca: are we gonna win next year's riff off?
Ouija board: no
Stacie: what about the year after?
Ouija board: no
Beca: are we gonna win a riff off at all?
Ouija board: lol
Stacie: I don't like this game
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Stacie: should we watch a horror movie?
Emily: please no, the last time I saw a scary movie I didn't sleep for weeks
CR: what was it called?
Emily: Monsters Inc.
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Flo: I used to have a costume, but Amy ended up wiping her bum with it
Chloe: ah I see, was it a mummy costume?
Flo: nope.
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Chloe: I made a Halloween playlist!
Beca: I already told you, it's hardly a Halloween playlist. It's just the Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack and Lady Gaga
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Jesse: Be-caw! I saw that pool of fake blood on your guys' front porch, so cool!
Beca: we didn't decorate the house...
The Bellas: *turn to look at the house*
Beca: ok, does anyone want to go literally anywhere else?
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Chloe: BOO!
Beca: sorry Chlo, you know nothing scares me
Chloe: it's okay, I know other ways to make you scream
Beca: *chokes*
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Beca: Tell me again why we're in a Cemetery?
Fat Amy: cause we said we'd visit every spooky place nearby in the 31st of October
Lily: home sweet home
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Chloe: what are you dressing up as?
Flo: my make-up will make it look like I'm a tree devoured by the flames, it represents the Amazon rainforest burning because of the man's shallow priorities and should raise awareness on the awful situation in Latin America, as well as denouncing the lack of interest from the Brazilian president
Chloe: That's cool! I'm going as Harley Quinn
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A/N: happy Halloween everyone! 🦇🎃🕸️🕷️ Gonna watch any spooky movie tonight? 👻
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FanfictionThings the Bellas haven't said, but probably would have. Plus some original oneshots. The jokes used are all from the mind of yours truly, not from any other franchise (tv shows, books, movies, etc.) unless stated, so if you're gonna use them , ple...
