i hate the duffer brothers volume to absolutely destroyed me they will be paying for my therapy
max:
ayo
lucas:
mayo
dustin:
nnaise
max:
stfu i hate all of you
el:
wow i am hurt personally i think this should be taken into court
lucas:
ERICAAAAAAAA
will:
@erica
erica:
the court order is ready
max:
look i am sorry
erica:
SILENCE
bev:
what is going on
doofus:
just let them do it
erica:
eleven, jane. you may speak on your behalf.
el:
thank you, ma'am. me and max are best friends, i liked her more than mike when i was dating him (a terrible phase). however, she has betrayed me by saying she hates me! i do not think this is very good, and it deserves a moment in lesbian jail.
bev:
what is lesbian jail
dustin:
where we surround her with pictures of her celebrity crushes (she is in loooove with millie bobby brown)
bill:
dude el looks exactly like millie bobby brown
dustin:
THAT'S WHAT I KEEP SAYING
erica:
SHUT UP YA CRUSTY ASS KNOBS. thank you miss eleven for your behalf. maxine, you may now speak on yours.
max:
thank you, your honour. eleven is my best friend and i could never hate her, she is so precious. i love her with all my heart and i was talking to the boys of this gc. (apart from will, bill and stan). i do not think i deserve lesbian jail as i am already in it sitting next to eleven.
el:
what
max:
YOU LOOK LIKE MILLIE BOBBY FUCKING BROWN HOW COULD I NOT BE IN LESBIAN JAIL
dustin:
SEE
erica:
QUIET.
stan:
this chat is ghetto
erica:
i think maxine wins this case on her behalf.
el:
dang it's funny seeing her in lesbain jail
max:
thanks girl queen pussy boss
will:
guys pick a type of cat
max:
sokoke
bill:
calico
ben:
munchkin
mike hanlon:
the one that's a cat
richie:
the ginger ones in resemblance of max and bev
max:
i hate you
bev:
honestly used to it
will:
stan pick a number between one and three
stan:
2
will:
munchkin it is
will:
k thanks guys
bill:
dude my parcel is due today and it still hasn't come
robin:
L
bill:
OMG THERE'S SOMEONE AT THE DOOR IT'S MY PARCEL
stan:
no it's me open up loser
robin:
double L
stan:
rude
bill:
i can't find my key
eddie:
i have it
bill:
i forgot you lived with me now give me the KEY
eddie:
NEVER
eddie:
he tackled me
steve:
L
eddie:
now he has the key
steve:
double L now he's letting stan in
stan:
i breathe and i get bullied
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Fanfictionbeverly marsh decides to make a groupchat with her friend group, the losers. richie adds his friends as well. where can this take them? starring: stenbrough elmax reddie co-starring: vibin (vickie and robin) byler steddie jopper highest rankings: #1...
