THIS CRACKED ME THE FUCK UP LMAOO

5 years later.
- heinz beans
ben:
WAIIIT WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE ENGAGED WTF
steve:
ya'll are still in your early twenties wtf
robin:
let them live you're still single
dustin:
YOU AND EDDIE BROKE UP?
steve:
yeah like two years ago
lucas:
catch 👏 up dusty shelf
robin:
wait who's engaged
bill:
🙋♂️
el:
🙋♀️
stan:
🙋♂️
max:
🙋♀️
will:
🙋♂️
mikew:
🙋♂️
robin:
who's married
eddie:
🙋♂️
richie:
🙋♂️
mikeh:
who knew trashmouth would get married
richie:
literally shut the fuck up?
robin:
who's wedding is next
ben:
stan and bills
dustin:
wtf is this why are some of us still single
lucas:
one day i'm gonna fuckin snap
steve:
mood
max:
i've already snapped
(haha get it)
chrissy:
i've also schnapped
(i'm on a roll)
max:
apple bottom jeans
bill:
boots with the furrrrr
ben:
WIT THE FUR
richie:
got the whole club lookin at her
el:
SHE HIT THE FLOR
eddiek:
SHE HIT THE FLOR
will:
anygay
dustin:
dude remember summer camp like 5 years ago
el:
OMG
robin:
AND STAN KEPT GETTING HARD
bill:
HAHAHSISBDIEHEI
stan:
SHUT UP
mikeh:
U GOT HARD LIKE EVERY OTHER DAY
stan:
STOP
bill:
🧍♂️
richie:
bill, the one who made the rock of stan's dick.
ben:
you're 23 and still mad immature
max:
are any of us mature?
ben:
mike hanlon is
mikeh:
😘🤗😋
will:
🦫
mikew:
r u ok
will:
nO
bill:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
bill:
i need help
stan:
what with
richie:
your dick
stan:
STOP IT. THAT WAS 5 YEARS AGO. ☹
bill:
i mean you can't deny it happened like a day ago when we went to dinner with the losers
ben:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
max:
NO WAY
stan:
i hate all of you
lucas:
hey remember when i got stuck in that fence in summer camp
el:
HAAHAHHAA YESSS
dustin:
THAT WAS SO FUNNY
robin:
why r we forgetting that when steve got out the lake that one day he looked like a fuckin shrivelled prune
steve:
uncalled for
richie:
THAT WAS THE DAY STAN GRINDED ON BILL
stan:
RICHARD TOZIER
richie:
why u using my government name
stan:
NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THAT.
richie:
ohhhhhhhhhhh
richie:
well shit
ben:
U FUCKIN GRINDED BILL?
el:
MY POOR INNOCENT BILLY
bill:
i wasn't very innocent after i walked in on stan on that one campfire night
stan:
forget it pls
bill:
still fuckin scarred
eddiek:
honestly
richie:
what
eddiek:
what are your opinions on
richie:
on what
max:
your mom
max:
HAHAHAHAA IT HAS BEEN 6 YEARS AND I HAVE FINALLY GOT YOU BACK
richie:
fair play
ben:
wait wtf how old are geogrie and david i haven't seen those small people in so long
bill:
georgie is 17 almost 18 he's half a fuckin foot taller than me
stan:
haha imagine
bill:
☹
bill:
el can u come over i need help picking a tie
el:
for what
el:
OHHHH yeah i'll be there in 10
stan:
why can't i help
richie:
or me i still live here
bill:
richie u will spoil it and stan i don't want u to see
richie:
uncalled for
bill:
called for
max:
was it?
ben:
heinz beans
last chapter next omg wtf
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Fanfictionbeverly marsh decides to make a groupchat with her friend group, the losers. richie adds his friends as well. where can this take them? starring: stenbrough elmax reddie co-starring: vibin (vickie and robin) byler steddie jopper highest rankings: #1...
