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Boba Fett vs Samus Aran Remastered

[Boomstick: Bounty hunting, one of the most respected and fun jobs in the world.]

"...Boomstick, you say the most infuriating things." Parasoul sighed.

"No respect for the guys that murder for cash." Ben agreed.

[Wiz: I don't know about respected, but certainly a daring profession only for the strong and bold.

Boomstick: Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.

Wiz: And Samus Aran, a hunter so determined she'll sacrifice a planet to reach her goal.]

Beowulf and Annie winced at Samus' description. Episode 456 was... controversial to say the least.

[Wiz: Boba Fett is a natural in more ways then one. He was not born into the galaxy, rather, created, as a clone of the fearsome bounty hunter Jango Fett.]

"Uh... Why...clone the guy?" Carol asked.

"To preserve his skill for the future." Parasoul explained.

[Boomstick: Not fearsome enough, though. He tended to get a-head of himself... He he he...]

"Even I think that one is too predictable." Nadia deadpanned.

"So his father was decapitated then... Classic childhood trauma." Valentine remarked.

[Wiz: As his "father", Jango taught Boba all he knew about his profession, and despite being orphaned at age ten, Boba continued to live the hunter's life, eventually donning his father's armor and claiming his rightful place as the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy.]

"How does one tell who the greatest is, when there's such a large scope?" Leviathan asked.

"Reputation is a powerful thing." Parasoul sighed.

[Boomstick: Complete with the most badass space-suit ever, his Mandalorian armor. It's got a micro energy field that disperses impacts and is made up of Mandalorian iron.]

"Hmph. Iron... How pathetically sad-OW!" Deadpool hit her upside the head with an iron rod.

"You were saying?" Eliza just scowled.

"If only I could provide the Egrets with greater armour..." Parasoul sighed.

[Wiz: Okay, at this point, I think it's safe to assume every universe has some metal stronger than titanium. Though, to this one's credit, it's actually a lot heavier, sacrificing mobility for durability. In fact, it's so durable it resists lightsabers... you know, the swords that can cut through anything.]

Several of the women reacted negatively at the reminder of the blasted sword that killed their alternate dimension child.

[Boomstick: His gauntlets house a flamethrower, fibercord whip, and numerous concussion and stun missiles. But his weapon of choice is his EE-3 carbine rifle, which Fett often cradles like a child. There there, EE. Daddy's here. Killin' time soon.

Wiz: That's... creepy.]

"Yeah, weapons are totally disposable!" Peacock cackled.

"Easy for you to say, you can make more any time you want!" Filia whined.

"There is nothing wrong with taking care of your weapons!" Cerebella barked, cuddling Vice-Versa protectively.

[Boomstick: However, my favorite thing in Boba's bag is his badass jetpack.

Wiz: Which he uses for short-range travel, and to gain a mobility advantage over his foes. While it can only hold enough fuel for a single minute's worth of flight, its velocity reaches up to 90 miles per hour.]